Getting a loan under £500

malkyh

KingElvis wrote: »

With no job and dwindling savings most mainstream lenders will be falling overthemselves to give you money for this worthy item.

In fact, hold on, I will lend it to you........

No you wont. You told me that too. Then I gave you £69.99 and all I got was some Indian bloke called John calling to ask me for some lovin'.

vanpopple

malkyh wrote: »

No you wont. You told me that too. Then I gave you £69.99 and all I got was some Indian bloke called John calling to ask me for some lovin'.

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Glad this thread has turned into a funny thread because the op was hilarious.

And 'malkyh' yes that john called me and wow he said if i give him 69.99 he will loan me 10000.00!!!!
Great im just gonna give him my credit card details
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~Brock~

vanpopple wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Glad this thread has turned into a funny thread because the op was hilarious.

And 'malkyh' yes that john called me and wow he said if i give him 69.99 he will loan me 10000.00!!!!
Great im just gonna give him my credit card details
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I'm even further on than you are

My first instalment of £1000 has fallen due on my £10000 loan and John says that I can have the original money as soon as i have paid this over to him. I'm so excited to be finally getting so close to receiving the money :T

I've managed to scrape together the £1000 but can anyone lend me the taxi fare to my nearest branch of Western Union? :money:

Niv

vanpopple wrote: »

I would kill for a job

Hi Vanpopple meet Loony2012...

(Its OK I can say that as I assume he won't really kill you )

loony2012

Niv wrote: »

Hi Vanpopple meet Loony2012...

(Its OK I can say that as I assume he won't really kill you )

Well i suppose if he would kill for a job he is on JSA. JSA terms are that money is there to buy things in search for jobs, Not food or transport to murder anyone and deffo not for him to buy weapons to kill people with.