Tesco 11+ Elite (and me) H.O. for glitches and gossip

nerfdad

Morning all.
Im on the sofa with my 2yo watching Thomas the tank. This is the life.:D

tigerwhite_2

mymerrywidow wrote: »

Why....
EVER WONDER ...
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

thanks for this MMW - I consciously try to close my mouth when i put mascara on but it ruins my hand to eye co-ordination somehow!! :rotfl:

nerfdad

tigerwhite wrote: »

Morning everyone... Hope you all have a good day glitching or doing whatever else.

I'm pregnant and went for my 12 week scan yesterday - to be told I'm actually 16 weeks. Thought i was feeling a bit too porky and growing fast!!

Soon you will be watching Thomas as well.:p

jm12

mymerrywidow wrote: »

Why.....do Tesco's make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Why .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and adiet coke.
Why ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why ......do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our usele...ss junk in the garage.
Why . .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, But darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why? Good question.

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to(may be even a chuckle)....in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Very funny , made me chuckle.

mharzuk

Very nice postman just gave me full sized L'oreal shampoo and conditioner, I don't even remember entering anything!:j

Aslo go an e-mail from Yankee Candle to say I've won a free sample, don't know why but its very nice of them.:T

I think I need to start keeping a note of what I enter, last week it was tomato sauce and rice crispy squares, next week hopefully all my lts vouchers which are all showing as redeemed now along with my goodie bags.

Now to make some space for everything :eek:

tweets

I have been behind Happy's sofa. The person who left the empty choc and cheese packets , next time throw them in the bin :rotfl:.

Happy doesn't like change and he would have :eek: if he came back to that.

I have vacced tidied mess and put smelly in plug socket on the wall.

Didn't find any money Happy

pinksk8

Hi Guys

Just to say a quick thanks to everyone who has given me advice on SSM FB!! Im slowly getting there....9 stickers! Woop! LOL! You guys are a great bunch, best wishes to you all! x x x x

neosi

Good Morning...

This is the link for the price flop...its not updated yet (someone asked for it)

http://tesco.4flow.net/Pricenews/?rel=external

Will be off to Ts soon so hopefully they will have the leaflets out ready to be grabbed..:D

Catch you all later

midwinter

well done mharzuk!

Good morning everyone

Hope we all get a return to our usual mojo's, maybe it's just that time of year that's pulling us down? But spring is just around the corner

Tried printing vouchers off SSM, and when I click on claim, that's as far as it goes, doesn't move to the printing page... sigh..

Apart from that, hope everyone has better days

tigerwhite_2

nerfdad wrote: »

Soon you will be watching Thomas as well.:p

I already do Nerfdad as I have a 2 and a half year old boy - Thomas rules in our house!!! Gone through the whole chuggington, peppa pig, lightning mcqueen etc. He got bought day of the diesels DVD for xmas and knows how to work the DVD player and put it in. My OH thinks thomas and Percy say camp things to each other....:rotfl: