Tesco 11+ Elite (and me) H.O. for glitches and gossip

Miss_Laid

Good morning all

tweets

zippydooda wrote: »

just said to the wife ''put your coat on''
she said ''are we going out''
i said '' no i am, i'm turning the heating off.;)

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

RootedNomad

Morning everyone

Have posted a load of new Tesco Direct codes on the Discount thread. Most don't seem very useful (high spend or only £5 off), but there is a £10 off wys £50 that may help - first time shoppers only

Westvleteren

Quiet on here this morning.

Morning from a sunny Budapest.:)

jtz

Morning everyone!
Westie-hope you and Happy are enjoying your hols!

lookinforabargain

Westvleteren wrote: »

Quiet on here this morning.

Morning from a sunny Budapest.:)

Hope you're both having a great time

Morning all

Well so much for my day off to myself DD was up at 3am being sick, then both OH and I were feeling dodgy as well. thank god for immodium thats all im going to say _pale_ _pale_

So no road trip for me instead we'll be curled on the couch all day.

ChelseaGirl

Good morning everyone.

My mum has her CT Scan today and then will have an appointment with a consultant at a later date to discuss the results.

Hope you all have a good day. xx

Enterprise_1701C

Yay - I'm top on the quiz (might have done the wrong one yesterday)

mymerrywidow

Why.....do Tesco's make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Why .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and adiet coke.
Why ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why ......do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our usele...ss junk in the garage.
Why . .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, But darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why? Good question.

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to(may be even a chuckle)....in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

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