A fantastic February with the NSD challenge

Nargleblast

Pull up a haybale, Spoon and try some of Mytime's fabulous moonshine with your roast pork roll.....Hubert is near the stage, staring at the band. It seems there has been a mixup. Igor (bless him) thought he would surprise you and book a cabaret act for half time. He booked a bunch of drag queens who are going to do a turn from Sweet Charity (remember Hey Big Spender? That's the one!)

Trouble is, what none of us knew is that the drag queens also moonlight as The Good Ole Boys banjo band.

So, that is why we currently have two guys on stage playing "Duelling Banjoes" wearing spray tan, false eyelashes and fishnets. I smell trouble ahead.....

solventsoon

rising_from_the_ashes wrote: »

Oppps sorry spoon I borrowed Hubert earlier to have a wee chomp at the lawn ......

Best to keep him out the Tardis if it's all nice & clean - the spring growth on the grass may have a little effect on him!

We need to get him off the grass now, rising, it goes straight through him, poor Nora will never find the keys tomorrow morning.......

You go round him one side and I'll take the other, we can lassoo him with that bit of rope over there and tie him up somewhere safe..

solventsoon

Nargleblast wrote: »

Pull up a haybale, Spoon and try some of Mytime's fabulous moonshine with your roast pork roll.....Hubert is near the stage, staring at the band. It seems there has been a mixup. Igor (bless him) thought he would surprise you and book a cabaret act for half time. He booked a bunch of drag queens who are going to do a turn from Sweet Charity (remember Hey Big Spender? That's the one!)

Trouble is, what none of us knew is that the drag queens also moonlight as The Good Ole Boys banjo band.

So, that is why we currently have two guys on stage playing "Duelling Banjoes" wearing spray tan, false eyelashes and fishnets. I smell trouble ahead.....

And not just the sprout curry then, Nargle .... this could be an interesting night......:rotfl:

rising_from_the_ashes

solventsoon wrote: »

We need to get him off the grass now, rising, it goes straight through him, poor Nora will never find the keys tomorrow morning.......

You go round him one side and I'll take the other, we can lassoo him with that bit of rope over there and tie him up somewhere safe..

:eek: Ohhhhhhh ready when you are .... here goes! Darn it missed ....... try again ..... yup, got him this time:j

Ready Spoon .... oh he really isn't keen to move ..... OK, just about there .... yup, right by the stage as Nargle suggests - that'll keep the acts in order!

Oh myyyyy he's braying at those boys on the stage!

Nargleblast

No, Igor! We are not lassooing Hubert so that you can use him as a bucking bronco - untie him this minute! Give him some of the moonshine - hopefully that will zonk him out and paralyse his digestive system for the next few hours........And get back to the hog roast, there's a queue building up for food.....

Nargleblast

rising_from_the_ashes wrote: »

:eek: Ohhhhhhh ready when you are .... here goes! Darn it missed ....... try again ..... yup, got him this time:j

Ready Spoon .... oh he really isn't keen to move ..... OK, just about there .... yup, right by the stage as Nargle suggests - that'll keep the acts in order!

Oh myyyyy he's braying at those boys on the stage!

Oh gawd, just what we don't need - an effeminate donkey!

rising_from_the_ashes

Nargleblast wrote: »

Oh gawd, just what we don't need - an effeminate donkey!

:rotfl:Well what do you expect when the poor boy's been subjected to flowers and hats and dressed up in all sorts over the many parties we've had!

No wonder he's confused!

:eek::eek: ohhhhh Hubert .........

cw18

:rotfl:

think I may do my normal trick of hiding away behind a plant/ornament/shed so that Igor doesn't try feeding me any of his [strike]wonderful[/strike] wierd concoctions and Hubert doesn't go depositing any presents at my feet

Nargleblast

Quick, get the moonshine down him. In fact, give him a moonshine enema as well, that way he'll get it both ways. (Where's a bucket and hosepipe when you need them?)

Stannnnd by your maaannnnn!.....Own up, which fool let Igor near the karaoke machine? We are supposed to be having a hoe-down evening....come on everybody, let's square dance!

Oh no. Igor is on stage....he's grabbed the microphone....fancies being the caller for our square dance, does he? Not good, not good.....

Nargleblast

Oh no you don't, CW - here's a nice young man for you (ignore the stilletos and false eyelashes, he's all bloke really) and DANCE!

Grab your partner by the neck
He could choke, but what the heck....

(Strange lyrics? not surprising, with Igor doing the singing...)