A fantastic February with the NSD challenge

rising_from_the_ashes

*Take your parrrdddnnnerr by the paw"

Oh no - someone stop him, please!

rising_from_the_ashes

Ohhhhh deeeeaaarrrrr

rising_from_the_ashes

Noseclip anyone?

Nargleblast

All right, Igor, yes, good boy, lovely singing but let the nice man have a turn now, ok? Yes, I know he's wearing a dress but don't worry your little head about that now, he's part of the cabaret act.

Where is Spoon's celebration cake? Yes, Igor, the one with the proper words on it, not your first attempt - you can give that to Hubert. Hang on, though, what did you put in it?

Nargleblast

Just as I thought, Hubert's done his usual trick. Good job we're all wearing wellies. Even if they are pink spotted lurex ones.

mytimetoshine2012

Nargleblast wrote: »

Now what is all this here.....18 vats of lighter fuel? Creosote? Paint stripper? Smells a bit way-hay!
Ah, found the label " Moonshine by Mytime ".....oh good, glad someone has brought some drinky poos to wash down the hog roast.......and of course there's prune schnapps on its way as well, so we'll be ok. This will be the first outing that we won't have to resort to Igor's concoctions.

Whaddya mean, Igor, you "added a little something?" You realise Mytime will go ballistic? Particularly during this phase of the moon.....You are an idiot, Igor, interfering with someone else's recipe! You put WHAT in it? So that's why it's that colour......Oh well, if I turn off the lights and light 2500 tea lights nobody will notice the colour. And the sprout curry kills all tastebuds instantly so better shovel that down people's necks before opening the moonshine.

Must say, hog roast smells gorgeous. And have you prepped the barbie for those who are bringing vegetarian sausages? No, Igor, not that kind of vegetarian sausages.

Well, better check on the Good Ole Boys, make sure they haven't snapped a G string or something......

rising_from_the_ashes wrote: »

:rotfl:Well what do you expect when the poor boy's been subjected to flowers and hats and dressed up in all sorts over the many parties we've had!

No wonder he's confused!

:eek::eek: ohhhhh Hubert .........

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


Oh no :eek::eek: IGOR...what the HELL of you done to my veggie sausages...you put them....where...I can't hear because of the band..... HUBERTS .:exclamati...what...????...:shocked:..:eek::eek:.....ewwwwww....make mine a hog roast. I think you have improved the moonshine a bit though and we can bottle the fumes and sell them on ebay after :rotfl:

rising_from_the_ashes

Nargleblast wrote: »

Good job we're all wearing wellies.

But ...... mine have a hole in them :eek:

Igor .... no ...... don't pull his dress...... LEAVE IT!

mytimetoshine2012

rising_from_the_ashes wrote: »

But ...... mine have a hole in them :eek:

Igor .... no ...... don't pull his dress...... LEAVE IT!

:eek::eek::eek: My goodness Igor..what a display!!..really need a drink now...pass the moonshine over.

Nargleblast

Well, any minute now, the band will be doing their drag queen cabaret slot. I just hope they stay on the stage where it is safe. Those sequinned stilettos will stand no chance on this ground, now Hubert's christened it.

Oh yes, very classy! The minute yah walked in the joint- ba dah! Look, even Hubert is dancing, and Igor is mesmerised...I think he's going to be wearing false eyelashes and stilettos from now on, you know what he's like when he gets a craze about something.....

rising_from_the_ashes

Any sausages left?????? Need to soak up the moonshine!

HIc HIc where's the roast .......