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zippydooda

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Think the Railway's name has been changed several times since you were here.

I am now a mid forties family man with a couple of young kids so I don't get out much these days. 10 years ago I could have told you the names of all the pubs in Crawley, the fact that I'd been in them all and how much a beer costs in each of them. Now, I don't even know how much a pint costs!!

However, now I can always tell you which supermarket has the best beer offer on and how much it costs per litre!!

i know plenty of scotsmen in my local, that dont know how much a pint costs;):rotfl:

Shortfatscotsbloke

fourp wrote: »

remember folks , if possible no swearing and no cosmetic asteriks either , it's just not worth it and it's not big .

wWell said 4p.

grumpy67

Snap-ant wrote: »

Oh didn't know that

It was a Bursting Cherries one from 1936 (edit 1936? maybe that was the model no. it was old anyway )

OMG I wouldn't have sold that!!

http://www.nationsattic.com/cherryresto.htm

Did you get a good price? some of them old Mill's machines can go for 1000's

QPR10

lovingtescoforever wrote: »

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p.s. If people need glitches confirming this week then I'm your man

We haven't had a song of the day for a while but it has to be this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W0d9xMhZbo&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
enjoy folks.

Call me good
Call me bad
Call me anything you want to baby
But I know that you're sad
And I know I'll make you happy
With the one thing that you never had

Baby, I'm your man (don't you know that?)
Baby, I'm your man
You bet!
If you're gonna do it, do it right, right?
Do it with me

So good
You're divine
Want to take you, want to make you
But they tell me it's a crime!
Everybody knows where the good people go
But where we're going baby
Ain't no such word as no!

Baby, I'm your man (don't you know who I am?)
Baby, I'm your man
You bet!
If you're gonna do it, do it right, right?
Do it with me
Come on baby, (ooh, take me home
Please don't leave me here, to do it on my own)

First class information
I'll be your sexual inspiration
And with some stimulation
We can do it right

So why waste time
With the other guys?
When you can have mine
I ain't askin' for no sacrifice
Baby your friends do not need to know!
I've got a real nice place to go

Listen,
I don't need you to care
I don't need you to understand
All I want is for you to be there
And when I'm turned on
If you want me
I'm your man!

If you're gonna do it, do it right, right?
Do it with me

Now listen
If you're gonna do it, you know what I say?
If you're gonna do it don't throw it away
Don't throw it baby
Because
I'll be your boy, I'll be your man
I'll be the one who understands
I'll be your first, I'll be your last
I'll be the only one you ask
I'll be your friend, I'll be your toy
I'll be the one who brings you joy
I'll be your hope, I'll be your pearl
I'll take you halfway 'round the world!
I'll make you rich, I'll make you poor
Just don't use the door

Do it with me

Shortfatscotsbloke

zippydooda wrote: »

i know plenty of scotsmen in my local, that dont know how much a pint costs;):rotfl:

I think that joke is a bit old now! Us jocks might be a bit tight when it comes to day to day stuff like Tesco shopping, however, when it comes to alcohol, we are the most generous nation you will ever meet.

Decay_2

No whoopsies for me today.
Been in agony all day, feels like someone is trying to pull my pistachios out through my legs :eek:

Was diagnosed with prostatitis 2 weeks ago but I think I best go back to the doc's tomorrow as the ciprofloxacin seems to have stopped working

QPR10

Trivia in the Wham in China Freedom video Andrew Ridgeley is wearing a QPR shirt :j

purdita

Fudge_Cake wrote: »

Oh there's just been an advert to say The Time Traveller's Wife is on next Sunday at 9pm, Channel 4. I HIGHLY recommend it

This is one of my favourite all time books, and although I enjoyed it, I was a tad disappointed with the film. It missed out so much!
Still really good though....and you'll need your tissues... or at least one Andrex on the go!

caroc

Dear Forumites

Can someone direct me to the 'B&M' bargain thread. I know it has a thread, but all my searches are coming up no trace. B&M, b&m, B & M, B and M, its all no result.

Thanks
Caroc

zippydooda

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

I think that joke is a bit old now! Us jocks might be a bit tight when it comes to day to day stuff like Tesco shopping, however, when it comes to alcohol, we are the most generous nation you will ever meet.

i know apart from me, my whole family are scottish, and when i visit my brother in alloa, people always insist on getting me a drink, even though i dont want one. no offence meant:o