PD3 Fuel Conditioner - makes heating oil go further?

Cardew

moonrakerz wrote: »

I have made an amazing discovery !

If I put finely shredded £10 notes in my oil tank, I use 17.87% less oil, there is 23.98% less smoke and my carbon footprint is reduced by 42.87%. Oh yes -and my eco-kettle boils 27.62% quicker !

There is one slight catch, you have to get the £10 notes from me. They are available by return of post at a special price of £1500 per hundred notes. But please don't tell the Government or Esso - I might 'disappear' one night on my way home from the pub !

In future tests would you give your results to 3 decimal places please - I find only 2 places a little imprecise!

I didn't want to keep this thread alive by replying.

As for the newspaper cutting - well one of the National newspapers published a 'genuine' photograph of a London Double decker bus on the Moon - which has about as much credibility.

I can't believe people actually buy this stuff!

moonrakerz

Cardew wrote: »

I can't believe people actually buy this stuff!

Remember what Abe Lincoln said, "you can even fool some of the people all of the time".

Volcano

From the patent:

Vibrational water is essentially pure water that has undergone a treatment process whereby the clusters of water molecules that exist naturally in water are reduced in size. This results in a aqueous ionic solution which exhibits differing physical properties to naturally occurring water.

That is a complete load of horsesh*t! Without a degree in chemistry anyone can feel free to google "vibrational water" and get nothing back but hocus-pocus new age drivel.