Buyer no longer want to sell because I took too long to collect.

Avoriaz

missile wrote:

.....and if the sellers dad reads this forum, when you go to collect said guitar tuner, you may get more than you expected :rolleyes: for your £3.71 :rotfl:

I'd be quite happy for him to read it.

He will see that you and kriss_boy are the only two who agree with his son whereas everyone else has agreed with me.

Anyway, I’d quite like him to hit me. The cap in my front tooth needs replacing and if he lands a lucky blow I can make him pay for a new cap.

Plus substantial damages of course.

I shall turn up, give him £3.71, demand the tuner, insult him, his son and his motor bike and then thrust my chin forward to be hit.

Avoriaz

susplum wrote:

Boys boys.... do I need to get a ruler out so you can both measure up

After reading this thread I'm tempted to nick my OH's guitar tuner and travel to where-ever just to put an end to the pi$$ing contest!!

Second thoughts... the divorce might be a tad on the expensive side for a good MSE'er

Can I take a viagra pill before you measure me up? I’m not a young man any more.

What guitar(s) does Mr plum play?

missile

Avoriaz wrote:

I don’t want to waste time on an inexpensive and trivial item, :

......................:rotfl:

spinning_hamster_wheel

Aren't you guys finished yet? This has gone a bit O/T has it not?

susplum

Dunno, its electric and it makes twanging noises

Its a basic one for now til he learns then he wants something expensive

And about the viagra.... you can get it over the counter now so take whatever you feel you need

Avoriaz

susplum wrote:

Dunno, its electric and it makes twanging noises

Its a basic one for now til he learns then he wants something expensive

And about the viagra.... you can get it over the counter now so take whatever you feel you need

Twanging noises is a good start.

I don’t bother with viagra. I have a nice bottle of red wine instead.

A bottle of wine is always available
A bottle of wine doesn’t complain when you don’t phone it the next day.
A bottle of wine doesn’t moan when you want to watch the footy
A bottle of wine doesn’t mind you having other bottles of wine
A bottle of wine doesn’t mind being shared
A bottle of wine doesn’t care about its birthday or bottling anniversary
A bottle of wine always tastes good
A bottle of wine never checks out other bottles of wine
A bottle of wine never whines or nags

And a bottle of wine goes down easily every time.


Mrs A will kill me is she ever reads this. :eek:

susplum

Drink a bottle of wine and you may need viagra :rotfl: