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Free Milk, don't think so

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  • Morglin
    Morglin Posts: 15,925 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    Perhaps he was always in a slurry delivering his milk and didn't have time to knock for his money..........:rotfl:
    You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands..........for instance, if they are placed around your throat, she's probably slightly upset. ;)
  • kippers
    kippers Posts: 2,063 Forumite
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    "Knock knock"

    "Who's there?"

    "Cows go"

    "Cows go who?"

    "No silly...cows go 'moo'!"
  • violetta
    violetta Posts: 2,625 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts
    I expect he has a herd of Yorkshire cows - that like their 'Uddersfield
    A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
  • Mark7799
    Mark7799 Posts: 4,805 Forumite
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    Is this thread still going - I thought it would have gone off by now
    Gwlad heb iaith, gwlad heb galon
  • , might as well cream it while its fresh
  • Morglin
    Morglin Posts: 15,925 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    I expect it will keep going until everyone is cheesed off with it. ;)
    You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands..........for instance, if they are placed around your throat, she's probably slightly upset. ;)
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