Oh my. My Shewee has just arrived.

Bennifred

:think::think::think:

It would seem that the most discreet method would be to wear a long, full skirt, no knickers and use the bucket under the skirt........ might be a bit nippy though!:p Or how about heavy duty Tena lady pads and some nappy disposal bags?:rotfl:

Oldernotwiser

aliasojo wrote: »

Well if you fancy squatting on the motorway in front of dozens of stuck motorists, go right ahead. I think I'll keep the Shewee.

You can get a fair degree of privacy by opening both doors on the passenger side and squatting in between.

Ms_Chocaholic

What do you do if your car is 3 door like mine tho

Oldernotwiser

Ms_Chocaholic wrote: »

What do you do if your car is 3 door like mine tho

Buy a bigger car!:)

MatyMoo

A friend of a friend got stuck in a traffic jam many years ago and was there hours. All the men were leaping out of their cars and hopping over the bank to pee and she didn't feel she could do that.

When she got desperate she was looking around the car and spotted a plastic box she had bought to keep cassette's in. So she emptied the cassette's out, popped the box under her and pulled her draws down and, ahem, performed. The relief was immense and she was grinning at her ingenuity when the box collapsed soaking her, her skirt and the car seat

Once the traffic started moving she had to come off at the next junction and turn around and go home :rotfl:

Ms_Chocaholic

I along with my OH and DS were stuck in a traffic jam on the M4 (or was it the M5) recently, I had just passed the services and thought "I'll hang on till the next" - nightmare, stuck in a jam, looking at the trees on the bank at the side of the road thinking "can I get up there", "is the tree big enough" and "I'm parked in the fast lane, what if the traffic starts moving whilst I'm up there", luckily it got moving again before I got desperate otherwise I don't know what I would have done.

lilac_lady

It's an underestimated dilema that affects women. Absolute nightmare to be stuck in traffic jam when you need to go to the loo!

Rikki

Am I the only one who didn't know what a shewee was?

:eek: I do now after reading further. :rotfl::rotfl:

lostinrates

lilac_lady wrote: »

It's an underestimated dilema that affects women. Absolute nightmare to be stuck in traffic jam when you need to go to the loo!

It really is.

I am often cought needing to pee as i drink an awful lot of water and so need to get rid of it a lot. I find I often adjust what I drink to the sort of day I have which is IMO really unhealthy. And its not just traffic jams, its anywhere with little privacy and poor loo facilities. It makes me really cross that we can't trust other people not to abuse public loos, for example, so that they are increasingly locked when I need them or simply closed down because the expense of rectifying damage and cleaning up after people who abuse is simply unsustainable.



I've been caught widdling in bushes more times than I care to admit to, and my sister and I once caught in a traffic jam took turns in the boot of the capacious estate car we were driving, with a picnic blanket slung across for privacy, and a takeway coffee cup we had in the car. Hilarious but horific.

FatVonD

Another vote for just getting out and squatting. I think I've peed most places a bloke can, though the last time DH wasn't very happy as he was downstream of me