Tesco Discussion chat & grabbits eleven +

frequent

jumblejack wrote: »

Ugh. Why would anyone even think of giving chocolate to a bird? As a young un I chewed corn (as in pigeon corn) to give to my father's baby pigeons but it never entered my mind to give them something that nature wouldn't.

Our spit is toxic to birds, whilst kissing a bird is probably not so bad as affection is shared both ways, it still does expose your mouth to anything the bird has and visa versa.

The feed from mouth method you described i watch everyday, regurgitation, with my various birds ( budgies having late eggs this year mild weather )

would only use if hen/!!!! not interested, even then would try and use foster parent society finch well noted for this

nictrinwyn

I'm sorry for this long post, but I think it's funny, so wanted to share...


Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ."
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet.. it's still on my desk... Sorry...

Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!

Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print, every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...

Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah...................Thank you.

Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: Okay.
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!

Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, and the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

A customer couldn't get on the Internet:
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer! : Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

celebrate

ok off to bed i think,

keep posting the jokes HC i need the laughs!

thanks for the support guys, sorry i can't multiquote soo many lovely posts

is it ok to post on here every time i feel weak with an urge to text him and tell him to come home?

I just need a quick reminder everyday "you don't need him and DONOT ring him":o

xxx

Fudge_Cake_2

czerniacha wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

dairy milk doesn't count as chocolate I understand? :cool:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Hahahahaha!! I'm a walking contradiction at the best of times!

Seems I can't resist a bargain regardless of how full my cupboards are....especially when it's Cadbury:D

freddies_flyers_two

dcon_blue wrote: »

A few days ago someone posted some photos of their 4p batch that included some childrens slippers and a Mr Men outfit. I've been searching for a while now but can't them. Can anyone help please? TIA xx:p

Try around page 357, I think they wer near there. hth

Love2shop

Hi all, just a quick question I got dtd for foxes biscuits and have seen that people are putting it in price checker for JTD voucher, lady at cs took my reciept and gave me photo copy, is it still poss or will they refuse the JTD voucher because of the photo copy TIA

QPR10

celebrate wrote: »

ok off to bed i think,

keep posting the jokes HC i need the laughs!

thanks for the support guys, sorry i can't multiquote soo many lovely posts

is it ok to post on here every time i feel weak with an urge to text him and tell him to come home?

I just need a quick reminder everyday "you don't need him and DONOT ring him":o

xxx

Yes it is don't you dare tell him to come home you are already past the biggest hurdle

motherbear

MissMoneypenny wrote: »

Tesco 12v Air compressor. SEL £23, scans at £5. Can be found on the car section.
Online: it is reduced to £10.18
http://direct.tesco.com/q/R.207-9391.aspx

darroch10 wrote: »

Got the tyre comprerssor today for a £5 SEL £23, and the 9 of the £4 selections for £9 tried all the toys and found nothing but staff all over the place sorting things.

Tyre compressor had SEL of £5 in my store.

mrs-moneypenny wrote: »

right fruit winders are part of the homebaking 3for2 c/free offer
they cost £1.34 for a box of 6 doubles BUT if you buy a box with a yellow star in the corner with "NEW" written in it they go through on your reciept as kelloggs and you get charged £1.89 for a box and the offer doesn't kick in. DTD:T

edit showmemore, i really hope that your van was parked in an area covered by the cctv and i hope that the scumbags who stole your kit parked theres in a similar area with their licence plate visible

The fruit winders with the yellow star and "NEW" on the box was the only one with a normal SEL for £1.89 without the 3for2.

freddies_flyers_two

Tesco own brand baked beans with veggie sausages regular size tin were discounted from 1.00 to 35p. My kids can never tell the difference with stuff like this so not a bad bargain!

grumpys1daughter

frequent wrote: »

Our spit is toxic to birds, whilst kissing a bird is probably not so bad as affection is shared both ways, it still does expose your mouth to anything the bird has and visa versa.

The feed from mouth method you described i watch everyday, regurgitation, with my various birds ( budgies having late eggs this year mild weather )

would only use if hen/!!!! not interested, even then would try and use foster parent society finch well noted for this

Bengalese are very good foster birds or even zebra finches if you get good ones I have seen myself feeding gouldian finches with tooth picks and keeping them warm in my bra lol