Tesco DISCUSSION, grabbits and misprices thread 11+

nikkilala_2

Thanks everyone two legs out the door now and I'm gone;)

sirbrainy

greenback111 wrote: »

Hi

the only wine glitch is with the meal deal you get £3.29 back per £10

Plus you get 5% back on 6 and there are a lot of £6 off on £60s floating around...

karlie88

Eileenb wrote: »

Enjoy.................. :rotfl::rotfl:

Trouts Christmas night out on Mr T

Imagine it’s December and the stage is all set,
For the Trout’s Christmas party, the first ever yet!
A wooden shacks the venue,
It measures 10ft by 8,
Arthur’s the bouncer (T`s butcher)
he will be on the gate.
Fake snow is falling, no expense has been spared,
(actually it’s Persil powder from a glitch that was shared)
The buffet is laid out, it’s looking kind of retro,
Mavis (The deli lady) prepared it using a cookery book,
that’s very old.
Cheese and pineapple on sticks, sausage rolls,
even some vol au vents, filled with only god knows.
The bar is well stocked with drinks for the ladies,
Babycham, Cinzano Bianco, Advocaat and Dubonnet,
That all come with a optional cherry!
Worthington E for the guys, after all it’s the taste that satisfies,
There’s more to offer, guys don’t fret,
Save your banter for the female Santa.
Her name is Betty (from the canteen)
Guys don’t feel low, she looks just like Marilyn Monroe!
The Trouts have arrived without any fuss,
As they step from the mini bus the north wind does blow and
They get covered in fake snow.
They enter the shack (looking like snowmen) and sit down to eat,
When Mr T starts his rather long speech.
“Its been a bad year, sometimes a battle,
with the MSE`er`s looking for good value.
So stick to your training and don’t give in,
Please Please Please remember not even a grin“.
He went on to say…..
“The profits are up I’m happy to say,
I feel a new yacht coming my way“. :eek:
Head of Trouts Beryl (CS lady) stood up and said,
“Around of applause for Mr T, “(she sounded like one of the Simpson’s-maybe Bart).
But no, all you could hear were some little *arts.
The evening fell flat, too much had been said,
The Trouts went home hungry and went straight to their beds.
The very next day, (which was bright and cold) in the staff canteen the buffet was being sold.
Betty, the female Santa,( keep up ^^ )gave Mr T lots of rude banter, about the speech he had made, and how he stabbed the Trouts in the back.
T replied “tough you are now all sacked”
So if your out of work and fed up eating porridge there’s a staff less store close to Norwich.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

i've had a tough day at uni today.

had some dinner and logged on to mse.....i came here straight away to read eileen's poem.

:T:T:T

:rotfl:

you've made me smile!

more now please!

karlie88

Miss_Laid wrote: »

Come on Eileen
your poems make me scream
you take the mick outta Mr T
As we look for things for free
Be it a pot of jelly
Or a 50" telly
my hands begin to shake
As I price check the pasta bake
Will this be the latest glitch
Or will I get trouted by a CS witch


not as good as yours but I tried

:rotfl:

fantastic! more please Miss Laid. any more creative writers out there?

LadyLeenie

karlie88 wrote: »

i've had a tough day at uni today.

had some dinner and logged on to mse.....i came here straight away to read eileen's poem.

:T:T:T

:rotfl:

you've made me smile!

more now please!

I am so glad my badly put together poem has made you smile.:)
Your "more now please!" Has made me cry :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

mandz27

I went to Mr T today and now i'm not amused
I bought a bargain epilator and now it's turned out to be used
I asked to put a complaint in to which manager has said no
So bu**er you then Manager off to Trading Standards I go


sorry was all i could think of after the shannanigans i had today with T's

keep up with the poems they're bringing the smile back to my face

xxx

LadyLeenie

karlie88 wrote: »

:rotfl:

fantastic! more please Miss Laid. any more creative writers out there?

Yes more please Miss laid :rotfl:It will take the pressure away from me x

LadyLeenie

mandz27 wrote: »

I went to Mr T today and now i'm not amused
I bought a bargain epilator and now it's turned out to be used
I asked to put a complaint in to which manager has said no
So bu**er you then Manager off to Trading Standards I go


sorry was all i could think of after the shannanigans i had today with T's

keep up with the poems they're bringing the smile back to my face

xxx

Omg what have I started :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Well done :T :T :Tand welcome to the PL club(Poet Laureate)

caz2703

celebrate wrote: »

Can anyone help me out
Just been back to local where I boo booed with the fanta DTD yesterday
Couple of 3 for £2 sels still there
Bought 6 sprite
Charged £10.68
-2for£3 -1.68
-3for2 -3.56

In end they just gave me £6 (my total bill came to £8 and I had £2 of normal shopping ) so I figure I got them for free
Still can't get my head round the maths though lol!

Ok here's my attempt at maths with the flu:

Assuming that the bottles were the same price then ..

1.78 each
6 * 1.78 = £10.68
3 for £2 = -£3.34
3 for £2 = -£3.34
Total savings = £6.68

Your savings = £1.68 + £3.56 = £5.24
Overcharge = £1.24
DTD = £2.48

The 2 for £3 saving should have been £4.68 not £1.68 so you were diddled by £3 if that had been the real offer but then you were given the 2nd saving of £3.56 so if the offer had been 2for£3 then you would have been 56p up (or 1/3 of a bottle). Given than none of the savings was correct according to the SELs you did very well indeed to get given your £6 back.

You only actually paid £5.44 for the 6 bottles so you ended up 56p in profit!!! Well done! :T

I think the maths is right but I reserve the right to blame the lurgy on any miscalculations.

sirbrainy

Give me Goodfellas - give me two!
Give me Meal Deal - give me six!
I voucher I'll not pay a penny, oh noo
It's all courtesy Mr T, bunch of Grand Prix

:cool::rotfl::cool::D