Best Advice Ever Given

Zziggi

"Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today" but also remember that "tomorrows another day" said my gran before she handed me a nice cheque as i left for university aged 18. Pity though 'cos at the time i paid more attention to the cheque she was waving in front of me than listening to her words advice.

Bless her!

BargainAholic_2

If you unscrew your bellybutton, your bum falls off

&


If you pick your nose your head caves in


You wont catch me with my finger in my belly button or up my nose!! Just in case!


:rotfl:

Poppy9

Life's a b!tch and then you die:rolleyes:

Sparky29

I worked with a lot of people who would always try and sideload jobs/ responsibilities at every opportunity.

I always say "If you do it once it becomes your job"

A task comes along and someone says "Oh thats Sparky's job cos he did it last time". Doesn't matter that you only did it to help someone out (and they would normally take the credit). Better not to have done it in the first place than to be stuck sorting out someone elses problems for good.

reehsetin

what should be, will be
and not a saying just a word, karma, constantly remind myself of that one at work

mentaljessie

My Irish Grandad, In his wisdom told me me to marry a rich man, my Sister now living in the 3 bed detached house in Dorset (married to a !!!! very young) followed his advice. Me I live in my 1 bed flat in Essex, with a pauper (yet again;) who adores me, but I wouldn't change it (and I dont know any rich men:p )

Sparky29

This reminds me of some advice I must give to my mate who is in court on Wednesday for assaulting a copper, just in case he sent for a spell at Her Majesty's pleasure.

You are only Gay if you push back & don't drop your soap in the shower :eek:

Savvy_Sue

Well, we had a similar thread a while back, but I'll just repeat what I said then.

Remember the Deaf Old Lady at the Back!

In other words, if you've got something worth saying, then it's worth saying it clearly. If it's not worth saying, keep your mouth shut ...

I've started one with DS3:

"When I start running a hotel, I'll let you know. Until then, you're one of the family so you'll help as required!"

loveandlight

I learnt a couple of sayings from this site.

1) What's meant for you, won't pass you.

2) What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away!

dawn2dusk

karen23 wrote:

For me it's always been 'what goes around comes around' and 'do unto others as......... (what's the rest of the saying? :rotfl: I know what I mean!)

i certainly belive in this, because folks forget what they have done in the past, i think all past misdemeanors have a way of catching upwith us,oneway or another.