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  • aliasojo
    aliasojo Posts: 23,053 Forumite
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    Lirin wrote: »
    ...... which brings out trick no 2 'Pillow!'.... She scrunches up under the pillows and looks out- like a crab from a rock, plays dead, and thinks we can't see her, which obviously gives more sofa rights in her head....

    Collie dislikes the sofa, it's too warm. He lies on the floor and as an oddity, will keep putting his paw on your foot. If you move your foot at all, he happily plays footsie, whether you want or not. :)

    I love all the little quirky things that make our pets so much more than *just* an animal. :D
    Herman - MP for all! :)
  • gunsandbanjos
    gunsandbanjos Posts: 12,246 Forumite
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    All so very true.
    The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
    Bertrand Russell
  • gunsandbanjos
    gunsandbanjos Posts: 12,246 Forumite
    PPI Party Pooper
    The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
    Bertrand Russell
  • hethmar
    hethmar Posts: 10,678 Forumite
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    Cant believe the way that other cat's hair has been cut - lol.
  • VoucherMan
    VoucherMan Posts: 2,806 Forumite
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    How To Wash The Cat

    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
    2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.
    3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.
    4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
    CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything he can find.
    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
    6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
    8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
    Sincerely, The DOG
    9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

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    Thanks.

    It works.































    Yours Sincerely,
    The Dog


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