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301k in debt and morbidly obese - things aren't great!

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  • Molly41
    Molly41 Posts: 4,919 Forumite
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    Please please can we have more:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.
    Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
    I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over and through me. When it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
    When the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
  • Northern_Lassy
    Northern_Lassy Posts: 332 Forumite
    MrBloater wrote: »
    "New?" shrieked the lead lady, her face contorted with rage, "we don't do new."
    "Buying new is not moneysaving" the ladies repeated over and over again mantra-like as they cornered the courier and with his last breaths squeezed out of him as they mummified him in bubblewrap he heard them one of them say "to the post office, girls, this ones going second-class."

    Oh, just loving this Mr B, you've made my morning...Proper cheered me up, and so much cheaper than Prozac! :rotfl:
    'Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses' - Confucious

  • lucielle
    lucielle Posts: 11,526 Forumite
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    Love it here as well
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    Total Debt Dec 07 £59875.83 Overdrafts £2900,New Debt Figure ZERO !!!!!!:j 08/06/2013
    Lucielle's Daring Debt Free Journey
    DFD Before we Die!!!! Long Haul Supporter #124
  • Karmacat
    Karmacat Posts: 39,460 Forumite
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    I was so worried for you when I read your post about ebay! And then I read your post about the Matrixettes ... and about your actual run :j:j:j

    Hurray :beer:

    Love it - I really was laughing out loud :T
    2023: the year I get to buy a car
  • gallygirl
    gallygirl Posts: 17,240 Forumite
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    MrBloater wrote: »
    If I could time the listings and the admin better it wouldn't feel like I was losing family time and I can manage a trip or two to the post office.

    Don't forget the quality dinosaur time ;)
    A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort
    :) Mortgage Balance = £0 :)
    "Do what others won't early in life so you can do what others can't later in life"
  • mizmir
    mizmir Posts: 3,710 Forumite
    Debt-free and Proud!
    Fabulous - keep it coming Mr B! :)
  • miggy
    miggy Posts: 4,328 Forumite
    Great stuff!

    Are you sure you aren't Harry Harrison?
    Miggy

    MEMBER OF MIKE'S MOB!
    Every Penny a Prisoner

    This article is about coffeehouse bartenders. For lawyers, see Barrister. (Wikipedia)
  • thevinternet
    thevinternet Posts: 1,054 Forumite
    Yay Bloater! :j Back to his old self!!
  • Buffythedebtslayer
    Buffythedebtslayer Posts: 18,924 Forumite
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    Still reading, still loving it xxxx
    Nevertheless she persisted.
  • Betsie2010
    Betsie2010 Posts: 413 Forumite
    Big smiles here to brighten up my day - thanks:j:rotfl:
    2015 £2 Saver #82
    SPC #323 £66 (2014)
    Pay All your Debt off by Xmas 2015 #104
    Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves
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