Trying for a Baby Part 7

mrsj28

Kitten_Pie wrote: »

codemonkey when we were asked if we were trying our standard response was. "If you are asking whether we are having lots of dirty unprotected messy sex then yes we are" It seemed to shut people up quite quickly especially when we said it to everyone even grandparents.

This is brilliant I might start using this line!

I got asked at the weekend when we were going to have children and just casually said we are in no rush. I usually just say we'll think about it in the future. If people push and start talking about my body clock ticking (none of their business) then I am quite happy to make them feel uncomfortable by telling them we are trying and it's not working!

mrsj28

codemonkey wrote: »

Haha don't I wish??!

:rotfl: same here!

codemonkey

mrsj28 wrote: »

:rotfl: same here!

Yesterday, I said to DH that we have to have sex 2-3 times a week. A normal bloke would be happy. Mr Codemonkey's response?

"..........Why?"

atton83

This morning oh and i checked me out before we did anything and we had lotion like cm so how do we mark that on FF please ???

Thank you for the it looks like i am about to ov as i have been so down the last couple of days and last night culminating in me staying at home in tears thinking i was a failure as a woman as i fail on the fact i am unable to get a job because as soon as i tell people i have seizures peoples faces change and you know you haven't got a cat in hells chance of even getting through the door

Birdie85

codemonkey wrote: »

Yesterday, I said to DH that we have to have sex 2-3 times a week. A normal bloke would be happy. Mr Codemonkey's response?

"..........Why?"

LOL! Last night I was getting a little frisky and OH's face fell, he said 'We did it yesterday... I'm not a piece of meat!' :rotfl: Poor thing, having to BD with his wife 2 days in a row, the hardship! :rotfl:

I have no idea why men get a reputation for being up for it at all times! At least I know that OH is too lazy to cheat!

tea_lover

Birdie85 wrote: »

LOL! Last night I was getting a little frisky and OH's face fell, he said 'We did it yesterday... I'm not a piece of meat!' :rotfl: Poor thing, having to BD with his wife 2 days in a row, the hardship! :rotfl:

Snap! This was exactly the response I got from OH last night too (well, not the piece of meat comment but the general gist of it lol).

We didn't bother in the end but I will not be taking no for an answer this evening. I sound like a right sex pest now :eek:

atton83

My oh and i had bd yesterdy 3 times and the day before that we had it 4 times and today we have had it once as he had morning wood lol didnt want to let it go to waste, we normally have it every other day and my oh is all like i want to know i am not just being used, i replied with most men wouldn't complain if they had to do it so much lmao

we all seem to be in the same boat lol :money::kisses3:

codemonkey

nikolacarter wrote: »

My oh and i had bd yesterdy 3 times and the day before that we had it 4 times and today we have had it once as he had morning wood lol didnt want to let it go to waste, we normally have it every other day and my oh is all like i want to know i am not just being used, i replied with most men wouldn't complain if they had to do it so much lmao

we all seem to be in the same boat lol :money::kisses3:

errm, stop boasting, you meanie :rotfl::rotfl:

mrsj28

tea_lover wrote: »

Snap! This was exactly the response I got from OH last night too (well, not the piece of meat comment but the general gist of it lol).

We didn't bother in the end but I will not be taking no for an answer this evening. I sound like a right sex pest now :eek:

I suggested to DH that we could try going for every other day instead of me temping and using OPKs, his response: but I like it when you temp, it means we get to stop having sex once you've ovulated. :mad: I also said it would be good if we could try every day for three days in a row when I get a positive OPK. Response: 'we'll see how it goes'. Brilliant!

I know there's a lot of pressure on them to perform so we shouldn't be too mean, but really, all I'm asking for is regular sex - I am taking folic acid, on a high protein/low carb diet, drinking grapefruit juice every day, cutting down on caffeine and alcohol, weeing on sticks, shoving a thermometer in my mouth every morning, sticking my finger up my ***** to see what my cm is like.......... If all I had to do was have sex, I'd be quite happy!!!

QQuaver

Kitten_Pie wrote: »

codemonkey when we were asked if we were trying our standard response was. "If you are asking whether we are having lots of dirty unprotected messy sex then yes we are" It seemed to shut people up quite quickly especially when we said it to everyone even grandparents.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

abis21 wrote: »

Well hopefully when you get your BFP you will not be going anywhere either... Even if you turn in to a lurker I hope you will be keeping an eye and a wagging finger on us all

One day:o

codemonkey wrote: »

Yesterday, I said to DH that we have to have sex 2-3 times a week. A normal bloke would be happy. Mr Codemonkey's response?

"..........Why?"

nikolacarter wrote: »

This morning oh and i checked me out before we did anything and we had lotion like cm so how do we mark that on FF please ???

Creamy?

as soon as i tell people i have seizures peoples faces change and you know you haven't got a cat in hells chance of even getting through the door

(((hugs))).

Birdie85 wrote: »

LOL! Last night I was getting a little frisky and OH's face fell, he said 'We did it yesterday... I'm not a piece of meat!' :rotfl: Poor thing, having to BD with his wife 2 days in a row, the hardship! :rotfl:

I have no idea why men get a reputation for being up for it at all times! At least I know that OH is too lazy to cheat!

I suppose some men are up for it at all times, just not ours:o

nikolacarter wrote: »

My oh and i had bd yesterdy 3 times and the day before that we had it 4 times and today we have had it once as he had morning wood lol didnt want to let it go to waste, we normally have it every other day and my oh is all like i want to know i am not just being used, i replied with most men wouldn't complain if they had to do it so much lmao

we all seem to be in the same boat lol :money::kisses3:

Once a day is enough:o