The "have a look at this!" thread II

westernpromise

Davesnave wrote: »

The censor obviously didn't go to grammar school, so never had the pleasure of learning a language full of helpful sentences like: "We shall overcome the barbarians with the skilful use of our spears and arrows."


Still waiting for that one to be appropriate. After Brexit, maybe? :rotfl:

I remember stuff along the lines of hastis iactis, Romani summa !!! ferocitate impetum fe!!!!. I am expecting to find the 5th and last words censored.

edit: and I wasn't wrong. The starred out innocent words are c um and cu nt

Dandie89

Oh my, let's hope the delivery man doesn't decide to use the back door at an inopportune moment
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-55487739.html

lincroft1710

RedFraggle wrote: »

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-72862745.html

Seems to have a very long garden compared to those of the houses at the back

badger09

ukmaggie45 wrote: »

Who in their right mind puts the bathroom and only toilet in the house on the second floor? (See Floor Plan)

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-66475684.html

What if you fancy a few pints of an evening? :eek:

perhaps they have a bucket, strategically placed in the 'enclosed rear yard':D

badger09

westernpromise wrote: »

Very nice ex-vicarage for reasonable money this close to the centre of Stafford.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-60570052.html

But:
What's with the ground floor layout? - front hall leads only to the kitchen and you have to walk through two rooms to get to the sitting room? Eh?

And: The property is reached via a public footpath which continues to the private driveway and leads to the property and extensive grounds of large lawns and ample parking for several vehicles.

How do you get vehicles down a public footpath? Is this why this 5-bed cellared house with huge gardens has no garage?

I'm trying to work out how I'd use the bidet without doing myself a very nasty injury:(

moneyistooshorttomention

westernpromise wrote: »

Very nice ex-vicarage for reasonable money this close to the centre of Stafford.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-60570052.html

But:
What's with the ground floor layout? - front hall leads only to the kitchen and you have to walk through two rooms to get to the sitting room? Eh?

And: The property is reached via a public footpath which continues to the private driveway and leads to the property and extensive grounds of large lawns and ample parking for several vehicles.

How do you get vehicles down a public footpath? Is this why this 5-bed cellared house with huge gardens has no garage?

Nice house:). To anyone who can afford that much/wants that big a house then I doubt they'd be that bothered about (just as long as the motorway noise can't travel over to it).

westernpromise

I know it's not a house but what gives with this "bath"?
https://www.ukbathrooms.com/products/bette-labette-bath.html

a dainty yet practical solution for the smaller bathroom space. Giving interior designers and DIY enthusiasts alike a new angle to reconsider the interior, the smaller size of Labette is a finely engineered piece of bathroom ware. Without compromising on the user experience, Labette can be fitted comfortably into the most snug of bathrooms

Is someone having a Turkish??

SallyDucati

westernpromise wrote: »

I know it's not a house but what gives with this "bath"?
https://www.ukbathrooms.com/products/bette-labette-bath.html

a dainty yet practical solution for the smaller bathroom space. Giving interior designers and DIY enthusiasts alike a new angle to reconsider the interior, the smaller size of Labette is a finely engineered piece of bathroom ware. Without compromising on the user experience, Labette can be fitted comfortably into the most snug of bathrooms

Is someone having a Turkish??

OMG that is ridiculous! Very snug.

kerri_gt

westernpromise wrote: »

I know it's not a house but what gives with this "bath"?
https://www.ukbathrooms.com/products/bette-labette-bath.html

a dainty yet practical solution for the smaller bathroom space. Giving interior designers and DIY enthusiasts alike a new angle to reconsider the interior, the smaller size of Labette is a finely engineered piece of bathroom ware. Without compromising on the user experience, Labette can be fitted comfortably into the most snug of bathrooms

Is someone having a Turkish??

Still marginally better than one of these though

https://www.coolstuff.com/Bath-Basin-for-Adults

Mardle

westernpromise wrote: »

Very nice ex-vicarage for reasonable money this close to the centre of Stafford.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-60570052.html

But:
What's with the ground floor layout? - front hall leads only to the kitchen and you have to walk through two rooms to get to the sitting room? Eh?

And: The property is reached via a public footpath which continues to the private driveway and leads to the property and extensive grounds of large lawns and ample parking for several vehicles.

How do you get vehicles down a public footpath? Is this why this 5-bed cellared house with huge gardens has no garage?

There's a track alongside the cemetery. You can even 'drive' up it on Streetview.