The "have a look at this!" thread II

Davesnave

Mobeer wrote: »

This property is being marketed to over 60's only - the price given is for a 69-year old male. So the decor is a bit off:
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-61888777.html

Speaking as a 69 year old male, I'd say there is little sign of any feminine input to the decor as it stands. It's probably just like I'd have here, were it not for the influence of a wife, who spends hours poring over paint charts and fabric samples!:rotfl:

An example of a price to people not blighted by advancing years is also given, although I suspect Home Wise would prefer to sell to an hard-drinking, overweight, heavy smoker of 76.

The plumbing in the conservatory is wonderful. Sadly, I missed the ' superb decking area perfect for hosting garden parties.'
Street View of the neighbour on the corner is 'interesting!' :eek:

Dandie89

Mobeer wrote: »

This property is being marketed to over 60's only - the price given is for a 69-year old male. So the decor is a bit off:
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-61888777.html

Not so much the d!cor, that most people would see round, there is no upstairs bathroom. Speaking as a rather mature woman myself, that would be straight off my list

EssexGirl

westernpromise wrote: »

I grew up in St John's Wood but I can't afford to buy a house there. I am entitled to stay in the area and therefore the state must arrange this for me.

So did I. My childhood best friend's house sold for over 2 million. I'm not bitter :rotfl:

westernpromise

Takes hideous to the next level:
http://www.dexters.co.uk/property-for-sale/house-for-sale-in-park-avenue-staines-upon-thames-tw19/62568

By the time buyers have costed in what it will cost to rip out all that ghastly fake tat, he could end up with less than the plot value.

ukmaggie45

westernpromise wrote: »

Takes hideous to the next level:
http://www.dexters.co.uk/property-for-sale/house-for-sale-in-park-avenue-staines-upon-thames-tw19/62568

By the time buyers have costed in what it will cost to rip out all that ghastly fake tat, he could end up with less than the plot value.

I don't know what to say!!! :silenced: :eek: The photos all look a bit weird quite apart from the gothic hideousness. Must have used some sort of filter? What sort of weirdo lives in a place like that? _pale_

Bit disconcerted to get a pop up appear which said "I see you're looking at the property, can I help?" :eek:

aneary

westernpromise wrote: »

Takes hideous to the next level:
http://www.dexters.co.uk/property-for-sale/house-for-sale-in-park-avenue-staines-upon-thames-tw19/62568

By the time buyers have costed in what it will cost to rip out all that ghastly fake tat, he could end up with less than the plot value.

!!!!!!

That is horrid. They have spent 30 years creating it.....

NaughtiusMaximus

ukmaggie45 wrote: »

What sort of weirdo lives in a place like that?

Little know fact, that was Loyd Grossman's original catchphrase for Through The Keyhole but it was quickly changed

bouicca21

I can't possibly click the thanks button for a post that reminds us that money and taste are not synonymous.

fromtheshires

ukmaggie45 wrote: »

I Must have used some sort of filter?

Indeed they did. Its called High Dynamic Range and ruins photos if done wrong as it is designed to provide higher luminosity in photos.

If done right you would never know but it looks like the EA had just clicked HDR filter on all of these.

robin58

AFF8879 wrote: »

I think this may be a new one- spot the fire safety violations...

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-49476978.html

How can a new build plan be so poorly laid out?

Plus why 3 microwaves and 2 fridge freezers?

Wonder whats the mess like in bedroom and bathroom as I see no pics.