The "have a look at this!" thread II

booksurr

cloo wrote: »

Prize to anyone who can understand how this property even works from the pictures? http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/34526971#7iwuVphaFdxJt3sf.97

there is a ruddy great hedge and gate at the front to stop anyone seeing in becuase you have no front door, you look straight into the lounge.

similarly to maintain decency the bedroom has a balcony to stop people being able to look straight through to the bed given the house is semi sunk into the ground so street level is halfway up the house and the bedroom window is almost at head height - were it not for said hedge!

"front" door is round the side and the off road parking is a thieves paradise out of sight round the back

the kitchen and hallway have a glass roof to ensure that all activity therein is fully overlooked by the socking great block of flats next door

all told you may find it better to do as the current vendors do and actually live in a decrepit caravan parked in the back garden

cloo wrote: »

And don't worry about tidying up for us. Or closing drawers or anything.

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/34414440#chqCLAKfcpVub2uO.97

do remember to mind your head when undertaking "certain" activities

Mardle

Originally Posted by cloo
And don't worry about tidying up for us. Or closing drawers or anything.

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/det...AKfcpVub2uO.97

do remember to mind your head when undertaking "certain" activities

..... and don't forget to bath the baby in the garden

I_have_spoken

Decent of the EA to hint there's a hedge dispute brewing (pics 1,2,3,4,13)

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-44581484.html

densol_2

I_have_spoken wrote: »

Decent of the EA to hint there's a hedge dispute brewing (pics 1,2,3,4,13)

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-44581484.html

Numerous pics of said hedge ! Im surprised it wasn't included on the floor plans lol

MadelinesMum

A lovely family home, near a river bank and next to a railway line - wondered why it was cheaper than the area average!

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-44242117.html

LisbonLaura

Bargain home on wheels, with free string.
Oor 'Bullewilli' * deserves an award for that opening pic

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/camper-van-/161429236378?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item2595eeaa9a

*Apologies for lapsing into the vernacular.

Angie_B

Oooh... I'm loving the two-tone bath and matching sink!! :eek:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-32195595.html

Owain_Moneysaver

Angie_B wrote: »

Oooh... I'm loving the two-tone bath and matching sink!! :eek:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-32195595.html

Too busy dusting the knick-knacks to clean the cooker hood.

toozie_2

Angie_B wrote: »

Oooh... I'm loving the two-tone bath and matching sink!! :eek:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-32195595.html

Pic 7-the bed looks quite morbid.

MadelinesMum

I wonder how you would access this tiny piece of land, and whether the Polish satellite dish is included in the sale?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-44695850.html