The "have a look at this!" thread II

AndyT678

Wentthedaywell? wrote: »

Even worse are bathrooms with two bogs :eek:

Reminded me of this http://aso.gov.au/titles/features/crocodile-dundee/clip3/

Go in about 1.30

LisbonLaura

LandyAndy wrote: »

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-44513516.html?premiumA=true


Picture 15.


Oh, and the guff in the first part of the description.

Their buyer will be a 'Jocasta', because of the tennis court.
She will be even more pretentious than they are!
Hubby will work at the foreign office & insist that only his wife iron his shirts.

:eek: That bath colour ought to be a criminal offence.
Jocasta will have that ripped out.
One simply has to stamp one's mark on a place, otherwise what is the point?

I wish I was making this up

Bluebunny

LandyAndy wrote: »

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-44513516.html?premiumA=true

What is the point of the sink in pic 14?! I would make a hell of a mess with that one!!

jimpix12

See if you can read all of this property's "description" without curling your toes

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-31233045.html

Do they not realise this puts people off?

Alias_Omega

spunko2010 wrote: »

See if you can read all of this property's "description" without curling your toes

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-31233045.html

Do they not realise this puts people off?

Floor 1 Floor Plan looks like a pair of Mrs AO's ( . ) ( . ) :j:rotfl:




(hands up who went to look)

Alliersv

spunko2010 wrote: »

See if you can read all of this property's "description" without curling your toes

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-31233045.html

Do they not realise this puts people off?

My rubbish grammar alarm just went into meltdown

LandyAndy

LisbonLaura wrote: »

Their buyer will be a 'Jocasta', because of the tennis court.
She will be even more pretentious than they are!
Hubby will work at the foreign office & insist that only his wife iron his shirts.

:eek: That bath colour ought to be a criminal offence.
Jocasta will have that ripped out.
One simply has to stamp one's mark on a place, otherwise what is the point?

I wish I was making this up

Haha, it's a brisk walk from us. Now I'll be walking around town looking at people and wondering 'is it yours?'

Owain_Moneysaver

Wentthedaywell? wrote: »

Even worse are bathrooms with two bogs :eek:

Somethings just need to be done in private.

They're quite handy though if you have vomiting and diarrhoea simultaneously.

Mrs_Imp

spunko2010 wrote: »

See if you can read all of this property's "description" without curling your toes

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-31233045.html

Do they not realise this puts people off?

I don't want to eat the hall. Too crunchy. 'You could even have...the hall as your dinner'

Mrs_Imp

toozie wrote: »

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-29289966.html

Wow is this one of the ugliest outsides you've seen?

Have you seen the floor plan? Front door leads in to the bedroom.