Oreo cookies not as described -- how shall I proceed?

paddyrg

Excuse the double post, but I have just been through all my old law books (well a quick google of some half-read ill-written blog posts) and whilst your contract is with Tesco, the choice is theirs whether they offer a refund/replacement or repair. As you've had the goods for so long, I suspect they will want to try a repair first, rebinding the crumbs with pritt stick, and then pre-scoring partway through the gunge to reduce future spontaneous biscuit integrity failure. They may also consider adding extra torsional rigidity with discs of pork escalop, fried until rigid.

But you can always rely on your secret EU 2-year law and get a full refund.

pinkduvetdiva

renegade wrote: »

I have read some rubbish posts on this site, but honestly, this just 'takes the biscuit'.

I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

DCFC79

I managed to separate the 2 biscuits but id dit twist them, i didnt get crumbs on the floor

Dave101t

im after the lynx people for compensation, where are the hundreds of bikini clad babes poring all over my less than hot body? all i get up here in t' north is a couple of sl@gs and a worrying rash.

Flyboy152

pinkshoes wrote: »

I think you should write to Oreo and ask them to send you a crate of biscuits so that you can find the quickest and most efficient way of warming an Oreo biscuit up to a suitable temperature so that it will "twist".

I personally put my packet in-between my cleavage for 30 minutes prior to eating. Fat people could insert the packet in-between rolls of stomach fat.

Can I come and watch you eat a packet of biscuits? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

PZH

pinkshoes wrote: »

I personally put my packet in-between my cleavage for 30 minutes prior to eating...

Suddenly I'm very hungry.. :rotfl:

(Not even going to mention anything about not needing to buy seperate milk :A)

geordieracer

I love Oreos.


There ive said it. My secret is out

sabz3008

It's an absolute outrage that Tesco's (and Kraft) would treat you this way... Personally, I'd be looking to file a claim with the small claims court right about now, with 8% interest too, don't forget about that.

Contact the ASA immediately!

relic

Take this news to The Sun, what an outrage!!

Aginoth

...and on the subject of biscuits....

Toffee Dodgers...avoid avoid avoid...falsely advertised implying they are better than Jammie Dodgers in the monkey ad.

Well they're not, in fact they are pretty horrible

Who can I sue? Maybe the monkeys?