Memorygirls - The Matrix Re-inspired

Bitsy_Beans

Well done Parsnip, congratulations to you and your family Welcome to the world Charlie-Joe......you're gonna love it

fantasia322

Paces round the Matrix, then folds arms and taps foot impatiently, watches clock (can you tell I have no patience lol) for MG's exciting reveal.
Alright already :rotfl::rotfl:


Happy Birthdat Tlaud also, missed it 1st time round henc ETA

teapot2

Happy Birthday MG but where did the sun go? Its freezing and pouring rain on this side of the Forth!!

Hey, Charlie -Joe, welcome to the world :j

Fantasia, well done on the continuing to be an ex-smoker

Simplycynical

tlawd wrote: »

MG, Happy Birthday for tomorrow I will raise a few(read as lots) glasses for you tomorrow as it is my birthday too.

Lots of love and positive vibes to you all.
Ang
x x x

** delurking to say congratulations to Parsnip, Happy Birthday to MG ......... and to Ang too!! I think this post got lost amongst all the chatter** Have a great day ladies!! :beer:

tenmah

Happy Birthday to MG and Ang - Hope you are both having lovely days and being very spoilt xx

Congratulations to Parsniphead too - what lovely news xx

Bitsy_Beans

Sorry Ang for the oversight happy birthday, have a great day xx

Fantasia - lol at your post. I keep nipping on to see what the big reveal is

fantasia322

Men are just happier people

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too disgusting.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress £2000. Morning-suit rental-£100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A 14-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. ..........None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. (OMG do you?!!)

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. ...........She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.


A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

SunFlower

:j :TCongratulations Parsnip: nice to meet you, Master Parsnip! Welcome to the world! :T :j

And in other breaking news I QUIT MY JOB!

Best. Feeling. Ever. :j :j :j :j :j

Off out tonight, so off to make me look a bit acceptable. This could take some time.

Tescodealqueen

Happy Birthday Ang and Congratulations Parsnip - Welcome Charley Joe. What a lovely day!

greenbee

Congratulations SunFlower... It sounds like it was the right decision if you feel that good about it.:D

I take it they weren't flexible when you asked them?