My home is a mess

MessyMare

helen_jelly wrote: »

Darling, when I was that age no man/boy got one over me!!! My motto was "move them in, bonk them and move them out" substitute bonk for a ruder word if preferred lol I was a right terror back then and the lads didn't stand a chance, now, several years later, several stone heavier and several more grey hairs later I can't be bothered :rotfl:

Mine used to be 'rack 'em and stack 'em'!

Cat501

jpscloud wrote: »

*Gasp* How could you Cat!! *Looks around piously at her own mess*

*sniff* I know, I'm a disgrace to the messies *sniff sniff*. I promise not to do it again!:(:(:(

Do we all have music on? If so, what? I'm so nosey!!

helen_jelly

Cat501 wrote: »

By the way - if any newbies have wandered in looking for advice on getting a bit more organised, don't panic, we're only talking about helen jelly's vampy youth because we're having a Xmas night in, please stick around and join in!!:D

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

The things I could tell you about what happens in a B&Q stationary cupboard

wifefaefife

Sorry I'm late

Cat501

MessyMare wrote: »

Mine used to be 'rack 'em and stack 'em'!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:omg I love it!!! I didn't have funny names like that, tbh my memories of any "incidents" are somewhat hazy, I made the most of my fortnightly night out during those few months:beer::o:o:o

helen_jelly

I'm about to put Adele on - not very partyish but I lurve it

Cat501

helen_jelly wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

The things I could tell you about what happens in a B&Q stationary cupboard

Right forget the music, I want to hear more about all this cavorting among the paper clips!

Hi WFF! The best people make a late and dramatic entrance:D

wifefaefife

Hi, I'm DJ Fifer and I will be your host for tonight. Ok lets get this party started, our first song will be Merry Christmas Everybody.

I am taking requests

helen_jelly

Cat501 wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:omg I love it!!! I didn't have funny names like that, tbh my memories of any "incidents" are somewhat hazy, I made the most of my fortnightly night out during those few months:beer::o:o:o

Nowt wrong with being hazy - improves the deniability rate, if you can't remember doing it then you didn't do it

wifefaefife

Helen I want to hear the gossip too