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  • Cat501
    Cat501 Posts: 1,195 Forumite
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    thanks wff, have got it on now!!:j

    I'm wondering if I should go out and buy another bottle for DDs, might stop them moaning at me when they come in....it's a long shot though....
  • helen_jelly
    helen_jelly Posts: 2,982 Forumite
    Hi, I'm DJ Fifer and I will be your host for tonight. Ok lets get this party started, our first song will be Merry Christmas Everybody.

    I am taking requests

    Whatever you do don't play that song . . . . . now I can't flippin remember the name of the one I was moaning about earlier, but thats a good thing. Id like Jingle Bells - the words go like this

    Jingle Bells
    Batman smells
    Robin flew away
    Uncle Billy lost his willy
    On the motorway
    Hey
    Projects made for craft fair - 40 :)
    1st fair on 13/4/14 :j
  • Cat501
    Cat501 Posts: 1,195 Forumite
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    Nowt wrong with being hazy - improves the deniability rate, if you can't remember doing it then you didn't do it


    I don't think I did it at all in that case!:D
  • helen_jelly
    helen_jelly Posts: 2,982 Forumite
    Staff who were having affairs [B&Q was notorius for this] would go lock themselves in the stationary cupboards for a bit of "you know what" As I was Office Manager I ended up moving the flippin stationary out of the cupboard cos I could never get in there hehe - gave them more room to do their auditing of spare parts!!
    Projects made for craft fair - 40 :)
    1st fair on 13/4/14 :j
  • helen_jelly
    helen_jelly Posts: 2,982 Forumite
    Cat501 wrote: »
    I don't think I did it at all in that case!:D

    Lots of times I didn't do it either :D
    Projects made for craft fair - 40 :)
    1st fair on 13/4/14 :j
  • jpscloud
    jpscloud Posts: 1,465 Forumite
    Hi Wife!

    Well Cat I will definitely forgive you the hoover incident if you are prepared to forgive me being such an old fossil that I am actually planning tomorrow's baking and washing!!

    I need to do bread, and I haven't got any eggs in (and don't want to go shopping if I can help it) so I might make some scones first thing as well. I also fancy some flapjacks made with black treacle. Time of the month, anybody? :D
    I believe in the freedom of spinach and the right to arm bears.

    Weight loss journey started January 2015
    -32lbs
  • Cat501
    Cat501 Posts: 1,195 Forumite
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    It annoys me that I can't in all conscience listen to Gary Glitter these days, that was one of my favourite Xmas songs :( My request is....erm....lemme think....Baby It's Cold Outside, the Tom Jones and Cerys Matthews version? Please WFF:)

    eta no times of the month thanks to Implanol, wonderful invention! :D
  • Cat501
    Cat501 Posts: 1,195 Forumite
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    *sneaks off to apply for a job in B&Q*........
  • Give a big shout out to Cat501, this songs for you :Baby It's Cold Outside by Tom Jones and Cerys Matthews
    I love MSE freebies and comps. Thanks posters
  • helen_jelly
    helen_jelly Posts: 2,982 Forumite
    Whoop whoop Cat

    wff - you sound like you know your way round a turntable

    Time of the month - you know you're getting older when . . . . time of the month becomes time of the year
    Projects made for craft fair - 40 :)
    1st fair on 13/4/14 :j
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