My home is a mess

Cat501

thanks wff, have got it on now!!:j

I'm wondering if I should go out and buy another bottle for DDs, might stop them moaning at me when they come in....it's a long shot though....

helen_jelly

wifefaefife wrote: »

Hi, I'm DJ Fifer and I will be your host for tonight. Ok lets get this party started, our first song will be Merry Christmas Everybody.

I am taking requests

Whatever you do don't play that song . . . . . now I can't flippin remember the name of the one I was moaning about earlier, but thats a good thing. Id like Jingle Bells - the words go like this

Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin flew away
Uncle Billy lost his willy
On the motorway
Hey

Cat501

helen_jelly wrote: »

Nowt wrong with being hazy - improves the deniability rate, if you can't remember doing it then you didn't do it

I don't think I did it at all in that case!:D

helen_jelly

Staff who were having affairs [B&Q was notorius for this] would go lock themselves in the stationary cupboards for a bit of "you know what" As I was Office Manager I ended up moving the flippin stationary out of the cupboard cos I could never get in there hehe - gave them more room to do their auditing of spare parts!!

helen_jelly

Cat501 wrote: »

I don't think I did it at all in that case!:D

Lots of times I didn't do it either

jpscloud

Hi Wife!

Well Cat I will definitely forgive you the hoover incident if you are prepared to forgive me being such an old fossil that I am actually planning tomorrow's baking and washing!!

I need to do bread, and I haven't got any eggs in (and don't want to go shopping if I can help it) so I might make some scones first thing as well. I also fancy some flapjacks made with black treacle. Time of the month, anybody?

Cat501

It annoys me that I can't in all conscience listen to Gary Glitter these days, that was one of my favourite Xmas songs My request is....erm....lemme think....Baby It's Cold Outside, the Tom Jones and Cerys Matthews version? Please WFF:)

eta no times of the month thanks to Implanol, wonderful invention!

Cat501

*sneaks off to apply for a job in B&Q*........

wifefaefife

Give a big shout out to Cat501, this songs for you :Baby It's Cold Outside by Tom Jones and Cerys Matthews

helen_jelly

Whoop whoop Cat

wff - you sound like you know your way round a turntable

Time of the month - you know you're getting older when . . . . time of the month becomes time of the year