Had to Laugh!

Graham29

Just driven home from work and had the pleasure of being behind a brand new 11 reg white BMW. Now if I were the cars owners, I would be taking it back to the dealer and getting them to check that the indicators actually work, as after approx 8 miles I never saw them come on once!! :rotfl:

Quietmanc

Very expensive options on those cars,but pre programmed to work only at MOT time

Graham29

Was a gorgeous car, but why are they often driven by idiots?? He was a very selfish driver, going round several roundabouts and not once did he signal.

victor2

And of course, the number on a BMW registration plate indicates the number of brain cells the driver needs to buy one. That driver obviously had to wait for March, couldn't cope with September:D

harveybobbles

Was the number BE11END...?

Graham29

harveybobbles wrote: »

Was the number BE11END...?

No it wasn't, I believe another BMW driver is the proud owner of that reg!!

Happychappy

The latest BM have the optional white line identification indicators? the vehicle when travelling along a dual carriageway or motorway saves electricity by only flashing the indicator once, when it's rear wheels actually cross the line as it turns onto the slip road, you have to be quick to spot it, the poor people indicate from 300 yards down, but the BMW only on the painted line, and only once...............not a lot of people know that ; )

vikingaero

I thought Audi drivers were the new road vermin?!

Graham29

vikingaero wrote: »

I thought Audi drivers were the new road vermin?!

I've heard this as well, but in my own experience BMW drivers still seem to be the biggest idiots on the road, a lot of them seem to be very inconsiderate drivers.

I work with a lady, middle age, pleasant to talk to. I had to go on a course with her and she did the driving. My god, she was a bloody maniac, it was like she had a complete personality transplant as soon as she got in her car! :eek:

What do you think she drove? Yep it was a BMW!!

exup

Happychappy wrote: »

The latest BM have the optional white line identification indicators? the vehicle when travelling along a dual carriageway or motorway saves electricity by only flashing the indicator once, when it's rear wheels actually cross the line as it turns onto the slip road, you have to be quick to spot it, the poor people indicate from 300 yards down, but the BMW only on the painted line, and only once...............not a lot of people know that ; )

they probably do this twice then - once as they pass from their middle lane (don't forget Bavarian car ownership immediately grants access to LTOC - Lane Two Owners Club) and again as they leave via the slip road.

Inactive

It is blatant arrogance, they cannot lower themselves to help others.