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kevster1009

yes...amusing arent they? pmsl

kevster1009

any more stories about these morons? I love it when people get their own back on em!

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kevster1009 wrote:

I have had tremendous fun with them...I always get the Indian who asks for money.....I have loads of daft comments such as:

1. I am Welsh and do not understand Indian unless its Vindaloo or Madras

2. Go away you job stealing little nerd

3. No speak english...i only here to clean windows

4. "Security answer? I have it written down...just one second"....when you pich the phone back up after 5 mins they seem to have vanished.

5. The one little Indian man who was still there, I said my DOB to be "01st april 1901"...he said..... "you must be mistaken"....I said...."hang on I will check again"...after another 5 minutes he was gone.

6. Replied to a txt to "call Avi on 0800"....summat or other with....."Vote Simon Cowell"

7. told em I was the plumber up to my neck in Water and to sod off as I waiting for a call from a man with a large bucket!

When you hang up on em shout "taraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa now"!!

They get very cross.....but if they want to act like Morons then I can too!

brilliant:T especially numbers 4 & 5