THE FUTURE IS ONE BIG CHALLENGE AFTER ANOTHER for 3Dogs ....... and friends

steviehants

savingwannabe wrote: »

i have 5 pairs of shoes in my desk at work. you never know where you might have to walk in the campus. Be prepared. Carpet, wooden floor, steps, outside etc.

:eek: 5 pairs. :eek:

savingwannabe

Tixy wrote: »

Goodnight all

Have a nice weekend. Am off to look on ebay for a bit (only looking not buying!)

Have a good weekend from me too. :kisses3:

savingwannabe

I might go and watch tv in bed. Cold up here.

steviehants

Ok here is another joke... :j




A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies:
'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers,
'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds,
'Well, let's see what we can do about that:

1, you have to be single and
2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a fancy dress party.'

savingwannabe

good.

savingwannabe

Steve i am v cold am going down. Goodnight everyone on all day tomorrow.Sleep well.

3Dogs

savingwannabe wrote: »

Sweetie do you think we might be able to do some walking? i fancy a nice healthy walk but we mustn't tire each other out. Steve lives by donkeys, deer and the famous bird. I might go and chat up a twitcher. Reckon I'd pull?

I want to see the donkeys when we come down there :j :j I lurve donkeys :j :j

Sorry I was so long, but did the dinner dishes before I made my supper and yes, Steve, I'd be happy to make the supper for us all, as long as you have what I have Those strawberries from Lid£ were very nice

Marru

savingwannabe wrote: »

Enjoy the Mentalist. I hope you find something appetising and fun too. In an emergency there is always cereal. or fruit and then something naughty? Have a good night and rest tomorrow. No lists. You must chillout.

Ooops - so you have seen the list for the weekend then that I posted in my diary

Found some tuna, black olives and feta cheese. It would have been nice with some lettuce and salad dressing but didn't have any lettuce. The feta didn't smell exactly right but it tasted ok so I ate it. Had cup of hot chocolate for pudding.

Have a nice day tomorrow everyone

3Dogs

Glad you found something tasty to eat Marru

I've been doing my spending diary accounts still looking good :j

puddings_2

Hello boys and girls...

Are you sitting comfortably, then we'll begin :-)