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Buyers are camped in our garden over Christmas

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  • outofmoney
    outofmoney Posts: 936 Forumite
    I'm getting a little worried that there is more to this than thought. Are they really an innocent couple who just happen to have bad things happen and then split or have they in fact plotted the whole thing and are slowly taking over the Jones' lives and identities?

    Perhaps someone should check if there has been a newly installed patio at the rented house! :)
  • gallygirl
    gallygirl Posts: 17,240 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic Name Dropper
    peaceandfreedom wrote: »
    Good point, never even noticed that particular aspect. Thing is, the OP has painted this guy to be such a lunatic, nothing he does would surprise you. And since the whole thing is made up anyway ..... does it really matter if an entirely imaginary person gets run over by an imaginary 10-ten-truck?

    It would matter to the imaginary services who would have to attend :eek:
    A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort
    :) Mortgage Balance = £0 :)
    "Do what others won't early in life so you can do what others can't later in life"
  • king100
    king100 Posts: 1,565 Forumite
    this needs to be edited to contain only the jonesfamily posts, would make reading much easier.
    I all have learnt is from others on many sites.
    Seek legal help if unsure.
    Dont pay Private Parking tickets - they are mere invoices.

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  • Hello_Kitty_86
    Hello_Kitty_86 Posts: 14 Forumite
    I absolutely love this..... I have shared this with people who I work with and we all love it x please please keep us up to date x
  • supergirl5
    supergirl5 Posts: 2 Newbie
    Yo Mr J.....

    Where have you gone? We need you back for an update!!

    Please come back......PPPPPLLLLEEEEAAAASSSEEE!!!!

    :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:
  • Dustykitten
    Dustykitten Posts: 16,507 Forumite
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    Noticed today in our garden that the mint is beginning to sprout which lead me to wondering how things are going with you Mr Jones. With the welsh lambs starting to mature you'll be needing a garden with some mint in it.
    The birds of sadness may fly overhead but don't let them nest in your hair
  • thejonesfamily
    thejonesfamily Posts: 228 Forumite
    Hello all.

    Sorry I havent been on for a while, things have been a little bad for the jones family. The friendship with the Clampetts seems to have paid off. I was tipped off my Mrs C that a gentleman caller was very quick to park in my driveway half an hour after I left on a Tuesday and Thursday.

    I came home about 6 weeks ago after I was tipped off by Mrs C to find that Mrs Jones was "ahem" allowing someone to park in her driveway. It has taken 6 weeks to come to terms with the fact that her red knees she blamed on kneeling and painting the skirting was really just a cover for taking it up the twelth stair.

    Anyway, we are now going through a process of separation. Mr and Mrs C have been wonderful to me and Mrs C has been cooking and trying to do my laundry. I just cannot believe Mrs J has done this to me.
  • furndire
    furndire Posts: 7,308 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    And just when we thought it was all over. Good to see you back Mr J. Sorry to hear about your plight.
  • greenface
    greenface Posts: 4,871 Forumite
    Mortgage-free Glee!
    Game on ............... whatcha goina do ?????.
    :cool: hard as nails on the internet . wimp in the real world :cool:
  • ceebeeby
    ceebeeby Posts: 4,357 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    Yaaaaay .... he's back!!

    (But sorry about the bad news obviously ;))
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