Nice people thread part 3- Nice as pie

PasturesNew

Davesnave wrote: »

PS. Does anyone know where I can get a couple of cotton reels stuck together? They must be yellow and have 'Kernow' printed on them...

I've got a specially created, hand-crafted, eco-friendly range of bespoke and specialist natural thread dispensing towers available at the moment. These beautiful creations can be yours for just £19.95 a pair. They come lovingly wrapped in acid-free tissue paper, before being encased in a hand-crafted artisan wood-free gift box. Under the fair trade system, we've provided sustainable employment to fog knitters across the West Country. Pure indulgence, these are heirlooms of the future.

Shall I put you down for 4 guv?

JonnyBravo

PasturesNew wrote: »

I've got a specially created, hand-crafted, eco-friendly range of bespoke and specialist natural thread dispensing towers available at the moment. These beautiful creations can be yours for just £19.95 a pair. They come lovingly wrapped in acid-free tissue paper, before being encased in a hand-crafted artisan wood-free gift box. Pure indulgence, these are heirlooms of the future.

Shall I put you down for 4 guv?

Can I offer £25/pair please?
They sound simply divine!

PasturesNew

Go on ... you all want some now!

PasturesNew

See - I've created a market and there's a rush on!

Buy before the price goes up. I can't keep this low price forever. You're procuring a unique blend of artisan crafts and timelessness!

michaels

I would take some but have only just thrown away the one's my DD brought home from school at the end of term

JonnyBravo

PasturesNew wrote: »

See - I've created a market and there's a rush on!

Buy before the price goes up. I can't keep this low price forever. You're procuring a unique blend of artisan crafts and timelessness!

Can I buy all your stock?

I'm planning to rent them out. Admittedly on a short term tenancy basis, and if anyone asks for their pets to be allowed to touch them then I'll have to move them on.

GDB2222

Anybody got a linky to the current Tesco DTD spreadsheet please? The links I have don't seem to work.

Also, if I buy say 3 Wilkinson Sword Hydro 5 Razors at £8.19 each from Tesco for a total outlay of £24.57, apparently I ought to get back more than I paid. But is there a £20 limit on the cashback, so those three razors will actually cost me £4.57? Is that right?

PasturesNew

JonnyBravo wrote: »

Can I buy all your stock?

I'm planning to rent them out. Admittedly on a short term tenancy basis, and if anyone asks for their pets to be allowed to touch them then I'll have to move them on.

I've got other interested parties, who are keen to move quickly on this transaction - and they're cash buyers.

We're now entering sealed bids territory. Make your best and final offer, the other interested parties are keen for a speedy resolution and are able to proceed without hindrance. Don't miss out.

PasturesNew

GDB2222 wrote: »

Anybody got a linky to the current Tesco DTD spreadsheet please? The links I have don't seem to work.

Also, if I buy say 3 Wilkinson Sword Hydro 5 Razors at £8.19 each from Tesco for a total outlay of £24.57, apparently I ought to get back more than I paid. But is there a £20 limit on the cashback, so those three razors will actually cost me £4.57? Is that right?

Use separate transactions.
2 razors, "next customer" bar, 1 razor. Take a neighbour, friend, tramp from outside and get them to run it through as a different transaction. Use different emails.

JonnyBravo

GDB2222 wrote: »

Anybody got a linky to the current Tesco DTD spreadsheet please? The links I have don't seem to work.

Also, if I buy say 3 Wilkinson Sword Hydro 5 Razors at £8.19 each from Tesco for a total outlay of £24.57, apparently I ought to get back more than I paid. But is there a £20 limit on the cashback, so those three razors will actually cost me £4.57? Is that right?

https://sites.google.com/site/pricecheckerspreadsheet/


You're better off buying two (going on the spreadsheet numbers which I've not checked are correct). That will generate 16.80 of DTD and get stuff to top it up to £20, otherwise as you point out it'll no longer be a "free" purchase