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  • mooomin
    mooomin Posts: 13,703 Forumite
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    gallygirl wrote: »
    I am in a hotel room and am bored :(. Tell me a joke someone :)

    Q. Why are women rubbish at parking?


    A. Because men always tell them that this <
    > is six inches :D
  • mooomin
    mooomin Posts: 13,703 Forumite
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    Q. What do you get if you cross a rottweiller with the Andrex Puppy?

    A. A dog that scares the sh*t out of you and runs away with the toilet paper :D
  • mooomin
    mooomin Posts: 13,703 Forumite
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    Q. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

    A. Cliff


    ***

    Q. What do you call a man with a rabbit up his @rse?

    A. Warren :D








    I'm going to stop now.
  • hypno06
    hypno06 Posts: 32,296 Forumite
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    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Keep going!
    Successful women can still have their feet on the ground. They just wear better shoes. (Maud Van de Venne)
    Life begins at the end of your comfort zone (Neale Donald Walsch)
  • mooomin
    mooomin Posts: 13,703 Forumite
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    hypno06 wrote: »
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Keep going!

    Q. What's brown and sticky?

    A. A stick :D



    Q. What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

    A. Doug :D


    Q. What's green and smells of pork?

    A. Kermit's fingers :rotfl:
  • mooomin
    mooomin Posts: 13,703 Forumite
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    Stolen from the internet but made me laugh...

    What do you call a donkey with 1 leg?

    A Wonkey!!

    What do you call a donkey with 1 leg and 1 eye?

    A Winkey Wonkey!!!!!
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    gallygirl wrote: »
    Actually I love sprouts :D

    And you hate people standing behind you. A match made in heaven.

    Only there can be no matches, or you'll end up in heaven...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    flying_fresian wrote: »
    Stolen from the internet but made me laugh...

    What do you call a donkey with 1 leg?

    A Wonkey!!

    What do you call a donkey with 1 leg and 1 eye?

    A Winkey Wonkey!!!!!

    And at this moment I'm pondering what would make up a Willie Wonkey and not liking the answer... :eek:
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • gallygirl
    gallygirl Posts: 17,240 Forumite
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    Q What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    A No idea!


    Q What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    A Still no idea!


    Q What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and is on fire?

    A Still no flaming idea!

    Am happy now :)
    A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort
    :) Mortgage Balance = £0 :)
    "Do what others won't early in life so you can do what others can't later in life"
  • Nargleblast
    Nargleblast Posts: 10,763 Forumite
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    What do you call two men in a cemetary wearing raincoats?
    Max Bygraves.

    (Well, what do you expect this time of night, wit?)
    One life - your life - live it!
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