My neighbours are swingers and they have invited me over...

carolinejane_2

MSE turns readers wives :rotfl:

julie2710

alphabetty wrote: »

Shock over, I have been single a few years, but not sure I could be so brazen.

Should i gently say that is not for me. How would you handle the situation?

So you're considering it then? Maybe they knew all the people in your village before they moved there. I believe these groups have pretty big networks!

The bush trimming comments were just bound to start - such easy bait!:rotfl:

alphabetty

Zazen999 wrote: »

A likely story.

You slipped up on one detail; courgettes from veggie patches are slightly spiky; there is no way anyone would have that anywhere near their nether regions.

Do you like slightly soiled panties as well?

OK i should have mentioned a rabbit or two but I didnt want to lower the tone.

Running_On_Empty

alphabetty wrote: »

??? who is henpecked?

Not so coy, please, Henpecked, the trimming of the bush was a bit of a giveaway. Exactly your inimitable style.
Now if you'd said he asked you if you had a beaver coat I'd have believed every word.

Er, did he mention beaver, by any chance?

gardner1

alphabetty wrote: »

OK i should have mentioned a rabbit or two but I didnt want to lower the tone.

animals as well oh this is getting sick;)

alphabetty

errr thanks. But who/what/why/when/how is Henpecked?