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My neighbours are swingers and they have invited me over...
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Need I say morealphabetty wrote: »so I could trim my bush back.
Fancy a gang bang
I hope you dont keep pampa grass at the front its invitation
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Subscribes to thread. This should be good.Been away for a while.0
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Running_On_Empty wrote: »
It's Henpecked again, isn't it? Come on admit it, you're outed.
??? who is henpecked?0 -
I know many swingers.
None of them behave like this.
However all you have to say is "it's really not for me" and they 100% respect it.Debt free 4th April 2007.
New house. Bigger mortgage. MFWB after I have my buffer cash in place.0 -
Did your bush need trimming?0
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alphabetty wrote: »trim my bush back.
A likely story.
You slipped up on one detail; courgettes from veggie patches are slightly spiky; there is no way anyone would have that anywhere near their nether regions.
Do you like slightly soiled panties as well?0 -
NeverInDebt wrote: »Need I say more
Fancy a gang bang
I hope you dont keep pampa grass at the front its invitation
yeah, but the guy from the bakers? he is only 19, good looking I suppose if you like them young, and she is mid 40's. ewww. I should have put two and two together when I saw his home delivery van parked round the side.
There is no pampas grass or anything cliche. They are a lovely couple, but would have thought they would have gently broke it to me that Wednesdays is more than partyplan.
I am thinking of dropping a note through their door to say thanks, but whilst i respect their privacy etc, Weds nights wouldnt be for me.0 -
Just what we need tonight a good laugh
Bring it on0 -
I know many swingers.
None of them behave like this.
However all you have to say is "it's really not for me" and they 100% respect it.
thanks. I am sure they didnt want to mention it over the fence, so it was a way of breaking me in gently I guess. I will drop round a nice note I think.0 -
satnav coordinates please? :beer:0
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