My neighbours are swingers and they have invited me over...

NeverInDebt

Need I say more

alphabetty wrote: »

so I could trim my bush back.

Fancy a gang bang

I hope you dont keep pampa grass at the front its invitation

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Home-and-Garden/Question22944.html

Running_Horse

Subscribes to thread. This should be good.

alphabetty

Running_On_Empty wrote: »

It's Henpecked again, isn't it? Come on admit it, you're outed.

??? who is henpecked?

Emmzi

I know many swingers.

None of them behave like this.

However all you have to say is "it's really not for me" and they 100% respect it.

BargainGalore

Did your bush need trimming?

Zazen999

alphabetty wrote: »

trim my bush back.

A likely story.

You slipped up on one detail; courgettes from veggie patches are slightly spiky; there is no way anyone would have that anywhere near their nether regions.

Do you like slightly soiled panties as well?

alphabetty

NeverInDebt wrote: »

Need I say more



Fancy a gang bang

I hope you dont keep pampa grass at the front its invitation

yeah, but the guy from the bakers? he is only 19, good looking I suppose if you like them young, and she is mid 40's. ewww. I should have put two and two together when I saw his home delivery van parked round the side.

There is no pampas grass or anything cliche. They are a lovely couple, but would have thought they would have gently broke it to me that Wednesdays is more than partyplan.

I am thinking of dropping a note through their door to say thanks, but whilst i respect their privacy etc, Weds nights wouldnt be for me.

BargainGalore

Just what we need tonight a good laugh

Bring it on

alphabetty

Emmzi wrote: »

I know many swingers.

None of them behave like this.

However all you have to say is "it's really not for me" and they 100% respect it.

thanks. I am sure they didnt want to mention it over the fence, so it was a way of breaking me in gently I guess. I will drop round a nice note I think.

consumers_revenge

satnav coordinates please? :beer: