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My neighbours are swingers and they have invited me over...

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  • NeverInDebt
    NeverInDebt Posts: 4,633 Forumite
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    Need I say more ;)
    alphabetty wrote: »
    so I could trim my bush back.

    Fancy a gang bang ;)

    I hope you dont keep pampa grass at the front its invitation

    http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Home-and-Garden/Question22944.html
  • Running_Horse
    Running_Horse Posts: 11,809 Forumite
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    Subscribes to thread. This should be good. :D
    Been away for a while.
  • ;) It's Henpecked again, isn't it? Come on admit it, you're outed.

    ??? who is henpecked?
  • Emmzi
    Emmzi Posts: 8,658 Forumite
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    I know many swingers.

    None of them behave like this.

    However all you have to say is "it's really not for me" and they 100% respect it.
    Debt free 4th April 2007.
    New house. Bigger mortgage. MFWB after I have my buffer cash in place.
  • Did your bush need trimming? ;)
  • Zazen999
    Zazen999 Posts: 6,183 Forumite
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    alphabetty wrote: »
    trim my bush back.

    A likely story.

    You slipped up on one detail; courgettes from veggie patches are slightly spiky; there is no way anyone would have that anywhere near their nether regions.

    Do you like slightly soiled panties as well?
  • Need I say more ;)



    Fancy a gang bang ;)

    I hope you dont keep pampa grass at the front its invitation

    yeah, but the guy from the bakers? he is only 19, good looking I suppose if you like them young, and she is mid 40's. ewww. I should have put two and two together when I saw his home delivery van parked round the side.

    There is no pampas grass or anything cliche. They are a lovely couple, but would have thought they would have gently broke it to me that Wednesdays is more than partyplan.

    I am thinking of dropping a note through their door to say thanks, but whilst i respect their privacy etc, Weds nights wouldnt be for me.
  • Just what we need tonight a good laugh :D

    Bring it on :D
  • Emmzi wrote: »
    I know many swingers.

    None of them behave like this.

    However all you have to say is "it's really not for me" and they 100% respect it.

    thanks. I am sure they didnt want to mention it over the fence, so it was a way of breaking me in gently I guess. I will drop round a nice note I think.
  • satnav coordinates please? :beer: ;)
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