My neighbours are swingers and they have invited me over...

alphabetty

hello, I am new so please be nice

I have been living alone for 5 or so years in a small village.

A month ago our neighbours moved in (they are renting). They are in their mid 40's I would say and have a daughter at Uni. All normal and they seem like a nice couple, always eager to help out if I needed any DIY jobs doing and last weekend lent me their hedgetrimmer so I could trim my bush back.

I had started to notice on weds nights that they had a lot of people over, usually blocking the end of my driveway. At first I thought they were having a moving in party, then I noticed people were coming and going at all hours of the evening. I could normally hear a bit of laughing through the walls.

Anyway, last Weds, I decided I would pop over and return the black and decker when I knocked on their door which was on the latch, but i waited outside in the rain. After a couple of mins, Mr neighbour answered in his dressing gown, looked a little sheepish and thanked me for returning the trimmer. He asked me if I wanted to come in.

Well, I walked into the living room and I could not believe my eyes. I am not a prudish girl, but what they were doing with the previous residents courgettes from the veggie pathc nearly had me pass out. He joked and asked me if I was open minded, I looked at him and saw his wife coming downstairs semi naked with the guy who works at the bakers. It has taken the rest of the week to get over the shock.

Mrs Neighbour was very nice and asked me if I wanted to have a glass of wine which I politely declined, citing that I had left the ravioli on, and I headed towards the door when I was asked by them both "would you like to come round next Weds for dinner". I didnt give them a straight answer as my mouth was dried up from anxiety but I think they were asking me to join in. I have been racking my brains working out how my new neighbours seemed to have got the village involved in all this next door to me within the space of a month but I am now worried that my new neighbours are going to be cojoling me into duming my housekeys in their porch bowl. HELP!

I for one will not be going in the village bakery and greengrocers again.

MrsE_2

Pampas grass is a dead give away, I guess you ignored it.

Milky_Mocha

alphabetty wrote: »

hello, I am new so please be nice

I have been living alone for 5 or so years in a small village.

A month ago our neighbours moved in (they are renting). They are in their mid 40's I would say and have a daughter at Uni. All normal and they seem like a nice couple, always eager to help out if I needed any DIY jobs doing and last weekend lent me their hedgetrimmer so I could trim my bush back.

I had started to notice on weds nights that they had a lot of people over, usually blocking the end of my driveway. At first I thought they were having a moving in party, then I noticed people were coming and going at all hours of the evening. I could normally hear a bit of laughing through the walls.

Anyway, last Weds, I decided I would pop over and return the black and decker when I knocked on their door which was on the latch, but i waited outside in the rain. After a couple of mins, Mr neighbour answered in his dressing gown, looked a little sheepish and thanked me for returning the trimmer. He asked me if I wanted to come in.

Well, I walked into the living room and I could not believe my eyes. I am not a prudish girl, but what they were doing with the previous residents courgettes from the veggie pathc nearly had me pass out. He joked and asked me if I was open minded, I looked at him and saw his wife coming downstairs semi naked with the guy who works at the bakers. It has taken the rest of the week to get over the shock.

Mrs Neighbour was very nice and asked me if I wanted to have a glass of wine which I politely declined, citing that I had left the ravioli on, and I headed towards the door when I was asked by them both "would you like to come round next Weds for dinner". I didnt give them a straight answer as my mouth was dried up from anxiety but I think they were asking me to join in. I have been racking my brains working out how my new neighbours seemed to have got the village involved in all this next door to me within the space of a month but I am now worried that my new neighbours are going to be cojoling me into duming my housekeys in their porch bowl. HELP!

I for one will not be going in the village bakery and greengrocers again.

I think you made up this story

gardner1

you should have known something was up when he lent you his hedgetrimmer to trim your bush;)

LilacPixie

And thats what you get when you ask for a neighbours assistance in trimming your bush.........................

mandi

Milky_Mocha wrote: »

I think you made up this story

Noooooooooooooo really :eek::rotfl:

Running_On_Empty

It's Henpecked again, isn't it? Come on admit it, you're outed.

alphabetty

Milky_Mocha wrote: »

I think you made up this story

I kid you not. I am just wondering how they managed to establish their following in 4 weeks. Like I said, I am not prudish, but when i saw 6 naked bodies in the living room doing all sorts of things in front of Emmerdale, I was shocked.

I am wondering now if the neighbours wanted to guage my thoughts...

Shock over, I have been single a few years, but not sure I could be so brazen.

Should i gently say that is not for me. How would you handle the situation?

Dani85

Get yourself over on Wednesday then haha

alphabetty

LilacPixie wrote: »

And thats what you get when you ask for a neighbours assistance in trimming your bush.........................

oh, he saw me struggling with my shears. said they would do the job ten times as fast, which they did.

Gingham_Ribbon