Bit embarrassing...

amersall

:rotfl::rotfl:Thanks guys n gals :T:T this thread has made my day, ta muchly :cool::cool:

ailuro2

My DH actually left his wallet behind in the loo in Seattle airport because the guy next to him was making so much noise - big sighs of contentment following big farts with the noise of a desperately needed poo - DH had put his wallet on the cistern as he didn't want it to drop out of his trousers, only realised he'd left it once we had walked away from the loo area. Luckily he retrieved it no harm done, but that noisy bloke could have cost us a lot of hassle - so next time you get a bit of wind console yourself that it's not accompanied by any other groaning noises and that no-one is so distracted by you they will leave their wallet behind. . . :eek:

confused76

GEEGEE8 wrote: »

I have to admit, I tend to go for No2's when we are out! lol. I live in the upstairs of a converted house and so the toilet it right outside the living room, and my poops smell bad...

When OH is over at the weekends I hold it in until we go out somewhere lol.. I just can't bring myself to do it at home when he's there, and if I do because I'm ill or something then I tell him to turn the tv up & close the door! He always makes jokes about it..

I also am 'not allowed' to fart infront of him.. but he lets rip all the time and say 'I can't help it, it's bad to keep it in'... Erm! What do you make me do!

We went to a wedding last weekend and when I had a shower I had to do a poop, so I turned the shower on which was like Niagra Falls and thought I was safe, a little fart came out but I thought, nah! no way would he hear that. Low and behold later on he ask if I had done a big fart in the shower! hahahaha - of course I denied it!

ahh geegee how come your OH can do it but you can't!
i'm glad we're quite open in our house or i'd have permanent belly ache

i remember the early days though, i used to rush when in the loo in case OH thought i was doing a number 2 -why would that be a bad thing?!

to the OP i hope your stomach is better x

Pink*Kitchen*Lady

GEEGEE8-- if you are worried about the smell, get a draught stopper to put on the inside fo the loo door and get some matches. Strike one or two and gets rid of the smell. Not sure how it works, but it always does. Also, I'm sure your OH is just messing around, boy seem to think gas & poo are funny.

Crisp_£_note

Pink*Kitchen*Lady wrote: »

GEEGEE8-- if you are worried about the smell, get a draught stopper to put on the inside fo the loo door and get some matches. Strike one or two and gets rid of the smell. Not sure how it works, but it always does. Also, I'm sure your OH is just messing around, boy seem to think gas & poo are funny.

:rotfl: I would have thought striking a match could prove rather volatile!



Take a mini spray in your pocket like Lynx Bullet or a simple breath freshner squirter wherever you go.

Ladyhawk

GEEGEE8 wrote: »

I also am 'not allowed' to fart infront of him.. but he lets rip all the time and say 'I can't help it, it's bad to keep it in'... Erm! What do you make me do!

:eek:Seriously Gee - what are you doing with this man?????:eek: