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Bit embarrassing...
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Lol still remember the first time I farted in front of my OH by accident, was so embarrassed I ran out the door while he was wetting himself laughing :rotfl:sara86pink wrote: »Lol I'm just lucky my OH wasnt around as he still believes girls just dont do that! We've been living together for a few months now so would think he would have sussed it by now lol
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girls are so funny
Martin actually did a blog on this :eek:
just shout "bombs away" at the top of your voice :rotfl:0 -
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I try to make as much noise as possible in the gents, I once did such a load spluttering windy-pop that the bloke stood at the urinal actually stopped peeing for a good 5 seconds! Trev. Having an out-of-money experience!
C'MON! Let's get this debt sorted!!0 -
In future - this is my top tip - take about 4 pieces of toilet roll and fold it up and hold it against your bum. It muffles any sound so you can 'go' but silently!
I know this thread is supposed to be closed - but I've been chuckling my way through it. Love the above tip! :T
Aren't we a funny lot, animals parp and trumpet their way through life with not a hint of a blush. "Sometimes letting things go is an act of far greater power than defending or hanging on.”0 -
Yeah our dog just looks round to see where the squeak came from £2 Savers Club 2011 (putting towards a deposit) - £5880
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Tears are rolling down my face, this is just so funny, just love this thread :rotfl::rotfl::)I get paid to smell great :j0 -
Another one with tears of laughter :rotfl: :rotfl:Mum of several with a twisted sense of humour and a laundry obsession
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I love the way men make farting into a competitive sport ....A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion0
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I hate going for a wee in the middle of the night / morning if my boyfriend stops over, I just know a little fart will try and squeeze out... lol.. It's so embarrasing, I have to stop and start the wee all the time...9/70lbs to lose0
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