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unholyangel wrote: »Does this "freedom of the store" include the entitlement to drink them dry of any alcoholic beverages? If so, just tell me where and when and i shall gladly "suffer" in protest along side you :rotfl:
First come, first served!!! Hic Hic Hicpulliptears wrote: »In which case you'd better both wait for me
Pull up longs side tears, Freda's gissen mes a pass out down the Dog and Duck.0 -
I followed the directions Freddie gave me to this store we were going to [STRIKE]deplete of alcohol[/STRIKE] take over in peaceful protest........it turned out to be a field......i think i've been had
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride0 -
unholyangel wrote: »I followed the directions Freddie gave me to this store we were going to [STRIKE]deplete of alcohol[/STRIKE] take over in peaceful protest........it turned out to be a field......i think i've been had
All is not lost, be like a mini Glasto 0 -
Except instead of well-known bands, you just have Freddie singing loudly and out-of-tune whilst completely out of his head on cheap cider.pulliptears wrote: »All is not lost, be like a mini GlastoSquirrel!If I tell you who I work for, I'm not allowed to help you. If I don't say, then I can help you with questions and fixing products. Regardless, there's still no secret EU law.
Now 20% cooler0 -
Except instead of well-known bands, you just have Freddie singing loudly and out-of-tune whilst completely out of his head on cheap cider.
You forgot about me! I do a mean Patsy Cline :$You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride0 -
Does she mind?
Squirrel!If I tell you who I work for, I'm not allowed to help you. If I don't say, then I can help you with questions and fixing products. Regardless, there's still no secret EU law.
Now 20% cooler0 -
Uhm i havent heard any complaints from her.
Although if i did i'd be spooked.....literallyYou keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride0 -
Ill half cook some burgers as well, for the obligatory festival squits 0
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pulliptears wrote: »Ill half cook some burgers as well, for the obligatory festival squits
I was hungry the first time i read it.....then i re-read it and noticed the "half cook" and toilet humour. Miraculously, my appetite has vanished!
You need to move in with me when i'm dieting so you can put me off equally well.You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride0 -
unholyangel wrote: »I was hungry the first time i read it.....then i re-read it and noticed the "half cook" and toilet humour. Miraculously, my appetite has vanished!
You need to move in with me when i'm dieting so you can put me off equally well.
haha
In fairness, I was at Download festival the other weekend and survived without the squits
I found the best way of dieting in my house was to attatch a photo of Heather Trott (eastenders) to the fridge 0
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