NOTICE TO NEWCOMERS - Part 7 !!!!!!!

3Dogs

BorassicLint wrote: »

Happy trollzapping (is it just me or has it been a bit quiet on this front lately?)

Yes it has but Shhhh .... don't tempt fate BL

3Dogs

Just had an update on Niddy's DD on this post - she is improving at last

handyman123_2

Another little Handy, West Country story from Hooray Hall.

This afternoon while I was working in the garden at Hooray Hall, I heard voices coming from the other side of the stone wall that separates us from Sir Fod - Scrotums land. :mad:

I quietly went up and looked over. It was Fod - Scrotums Cow Man and the young lad that helps him. They were sat having lunch and doing the crossword in the Sun.

Now these two are nice guys but prraaper west country Wurzells. Some times I can understand them (Just).

The Cowman turned to the lad, Oive a prarper difficult warn ere, foor dowrn, four letterz, Old McDonald ard warn.

The youngster looked puzzled for a moment, Oi’ve gart it he said Oi think it’s Farm.

Roight said the Cow man How do I spell it.

The youngster puzzled for another moment, Oi thinkz is spelt Ei, Ei O he said.

That carnt be right said the Cow man, therze warn lerrer to much.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Hope you like it, handys of for an early night.

Cheers all, Handy.

3Dogs

handyman123 wrote: »

Another little Handy, West Country story from Hooray Hall.

This afternoon while I was working in the garden at Hooray Hall, I heard voices coming from the other side of the stone wall that separates us from Sir Fod - Scrotums land. :mad:

I quietly went up and looked over. It was Fod - Scrotums Cow Man and the young lad that helps him. They were sat having lunch and doing the crossword in the Sun.

Now these two are nice guys but prraaper west country Wurzells. Some times I can understand them (Just).

The Cowman turned to the lad, Oive a prarper difficult warn ere, foor dowrn, four letterz, Old McDonald ard warn.

The youngster looked puzzled for a moment, Oi’ve gart it he said Oi think it’s Farm.

Roight said the Cow man How do I spell it.

The youngster puzzled for another moment, Oi thinkz is spelt Ei, Ei O he said.

That carnt be right said the Cow man, therze warn lerrer to much.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Hope you like it, handys of for an early night.

Cheers all, Handy.

Yes, me likey likey, Handy - cheers & nite nite mate

Ames

Bumping with a scream!

Me and my sister are going to Bristol this weekend, sister was supposed to be staying with a friend (also tonight in Huddersfield). Sister turned up with her case tonight only for friend to say she can't stay with her any of the three nights. Sister's had to drive hom to Scarborough tonight, and she'll come back in the morning for us to drive to Bristol. In the meantime I'm trying to find somewhere for her to stay for the next two nights down there.

To say I'm not happy with 'friend' is an understatement :mad:

3Dogs

:eek: That is no friend Ames - hope you get sorted

3Dogs

Right I am definitely off to bed now - see you all tomorra

swanfan02

handyman123 wrote: »

Swany, you heading for the pub on Friday is no surprise to any of us!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Have one for us, cheers handy.:beer:

Tixy wrote: »

A friday and Swanfan is off to the pub :eek: shock :rotfl:

Thanks guys/gals am i that predictible. Only got home half an hour ago. Am due to be up for work a 6am :eek::eek::eek::eek:

handyman123_2

swanfan02 wrote: »

Thanks guys/gals am i that predictible. Only got home half an hour ago. Am due to be up for work a 6am :eek::eek::eek::eek:

COME ON GET UP SWANY you've slept in!

Morning All, Looks like the weather may not be to bad today down here in Scrumpy Land.

I can see the tops of the hills, that means it isn't Raining!:rotfl:

Cheers all, handy.

Numpty_Monkey

Good morning all