NOTICE TO NEWCOMERS - Part 7 !!!!!!!

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handyman123 wrote: »

Wrong I'm here, Hi Geebee, Hi wishes, Handy's sounding like the waltons again.
How are you both?

Hi Handy, sorry to hear about your MIL and I'm thinking off you all too.

Love the picture of the Jack, 3Dogs will too lol x;)

3Dogs

Tixy wrote: »

Are you having a nice birthday? Are you having something special for dinner? Does Mr 3dogs cook? when he is in pain with his gum?..

Had Rump Steak for dinner with salad - cooked by me!! He does cook amean breakfast cereal, bacon sarnie, and ... eerr that's t really - anyway I would not trust him with stek, he likes his almost burnt and I like mine medium rare :eek:

ifwisheswerehorses... wrote: »

Hi Handy, sorry to hear about your MIL and I'm thinking off you all too.

Love the picture of the Jack, 3Dogs will too lol x;)

3Dogs does love the picture, you are right IF..

Sorry to hear that MiL has slipped back again - hope she pulls through

I'm off to beddy bye byes - nite nite all - car boot and shopping in the morning

solventsoon

I'm off as well now. 'Night 3Dogs, glad you had a good birthday:)

Erme

handyman123 wrote: »

Handy's goodnight Joke.

Kind actions reward good souls.....:A

A man named Ralph appeared before St Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.

"Once, on a trip to the Brecon Beacons in South Wales, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily-tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, yelling "Now, back off or I'll kick the sh@t out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple of minutes ago………………..".:rotfl::rotfl:

Hope you like it.
Cheers, handy.

It's a papist not a biblical joke Handy...Ya fine Uggs...

Tixy wrote: »

Cheers - I'll have a read of it. It something (furniture) I want to buy on ebay from Scotland.

Tixy I was going to offer on me bus pass to hand deliver till I read further down and you said 1 metre kitchen table...can't see the bus driver allowing me that on the megabus :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sorry not been on...Wednesday was mega external mood swings..Thurs am tired and not with it...thurs pm recovering - tea time booking holidays - evenin out at friends...

So excited about hols (will have limited net access - camping ) when I woke @ 2am I didn't get back to sleep ..so now too many cigs later am here (having just downed a squashed muffin from chaplaincy)

Hols (great escape) pre 'Great job hunt' starting Aug 2nd..

Tixy have you thought of getting a sherman tank from one of Handy's mates with/without trailer? Or a thingy....I mean...jeep..no I mean QUAD bike with trailer...I can just see this now tee hee..Handy and lady on quadbike towing Tixy's table down A1.. JUST DON'T FORGET TO PUT THE JUST DIVORCED SIGNS ON THE BACK ....Argh I'm at my best when over tired tee hee...

Going to have shower in a mo then check leg....it wasn't bad yesterday...a bit fluffy (nothing major) and it bled when I took the gauze off but at least it's not stinging anymore like the other night (night I took gunk off....sore....like period pain but on ya thigh)...

Blessings....hope I nae wrecked anyone's breakkie.... Ya loves me really :xmassign:

and my yearly hair cut is having a 70% reduction - not in length but in price..Got a voucher yesterday from one of the voucher sites...£10 for a £33 hair cut..It'll be the only salon one this year LOL... But makes sense what with the job hunt and stuff. DV I'm also going to get hair straighteners for fringe and hair dryer off freecycle site for GJH as well....Yay...

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swanfan02

Good morning everyone

Geebee

Good morning!.. I have a selection of food and drink today as i wont be here at Elevenses. Had to use tiny pics as there are so many!.

Help yourself to Coffee and Tea, freshly squeezed juice and bubble tea.








There are bacon sandwiches, Avocado and Bacon sandwiches, waffles with berries and cream, a continental breakfast and a full breakfast for those amongst us with a heartier appetite.
Also i added a fresh fruit platter as well.

Erme

Geebee wrote: »

Good morning!.. I have a selection of food and drink today as i wont be here at Elevenses. Had to use tiny pics as there are so many!.

Help yourself to Coffee and Tea, freshly squeezed juice and bubble tea.








There are bacon sandwiches, Avocado and Bacon sandwiches, waffles with berries and cream, a continental breakfast and a full breakfast for those amongst us with a heartier appetite.
Also i added a fresh fruit platter as well.

I'm beginning to want a mattress LOL...shower and espresso beckoneth

E
PS. Methinks there is a name for my current sleep pattern = KERFUNKED

Geebee

Guess what..????..... Its friday!!...

This means....

...And REACH 2, 3, 4....

S-T-R-E-T-C-H 2, 3, 4....

aaaannnnndddd.......
~W I G G L E~

~W I G G L E~

Geebee

Handy, Love the pic of the doggie.
Sorry to hear that MIL's not doing so well, hopefully she'll perk up a bit.

3Dogs, glad you enjoyed your birthday, even if it meant cooking your own dinner!!. :eek:

Hope everyone has a great day. Allie, hope you're ok, youre not here and i'm wigglin' like mad, come join me then i dont feel so daft!.:rotfl:

Geebee

Time for a reminder, for anyone who wonders why we keep this thread at the top!.