NOTICE TO NEWCOMERS - Part 7 !!!!!!!

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A Quick Bump!!!!

handyman123_2

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

What song is that:think:

Hiya Numpty, Its called the union of different kinds, Port Isac Fishermens Friends. Nice to chat at lunchtime. Thanks for the cashback info. I will study it later. Just got back from the apothocaries with Mrs Handy, she is feeling realy carp. Its a post op infection, so anti bionics all round. If she's not up to traveling we may have to raincheck till next weekend. She normally moves heaven and earth to get to see her mum and the grandkids.

Erme, How are you. Its settled now, lets get back to normal, Bantering, spam busting and troll hunting.

Everyone else, A very good evening to you all, regards handy.

AllieBallie

handyman123 wrote: »

lets get back to normal, Bantering, spam busting and troll hunting.

here here

or should it be: hear hear

handyman123_2

AllieBallie wrote: »

here here

or should it be: hear hear

Hi Allie, Pizza sounds good. All the ear ear, I thought something had gone wrong the handy's hearing aid. Hope you hear about the new Job soon, waiting can be awful at times.

I once applied for one, did'nt get a reply for 10 weeks inviting me to an interview. By that time I had arranged to move to a different part of the country. The Interview was on the date of the move.

Strange how things work out. I could have been head handyperson at Glen Eagles Hotel and Golf Club now.

Best wishes, enjoy your meal, handy.

3Dogs

Hiya Handy - storm in a tea cup is over I think

Sorry to here that your Missus has an infection now and might not be able to travel to see her Mother, as she was looking forward to it so much - still, her health must come first and you will get her up there as soon as you can

Waiting [STRIKE]im[/STRIKE]patiently for tonights story !!!!

Numpty_Monkey

Handy no worries if Mrs Handy is poorly, hope she feels better soon

handyman123_2

Mrs Handy has taken to her bed. I have just been up to the Hall, to see how Lord Hooray's doing. He was'nt too great yesterday. I'm glad I was'nt on duty this afternoon, as I think the old chap has tried to end it all. It turns out He has drunk nearly a full bottle of Lactalose (Laxative).

Now for a fellow who takes 30+ pills a day and can swallow them down without water, Its easy to just take a swig of the solution (should be a spoonfull when reqd) trouble is he forgot he'd taken it. Then repeated the action X 4. The results apparently were spectacular :eek: Handy will send for dynarod in the morning.

While I was up at the hall, he needed to go again. I wheeled him to the loo, helped him on and then stood outside the open door. His Lordship then let out the loudest and longest fart handy has ever heard. " Its all right, its only fresh air" said his Lordship.
"Its not that fresh where I'm standing" I said.:eek::eek:

If it was deliberate I can think of better ways to go than down the pan. Apart from that his legs no better or worse for that matter, I can still make him giggle, "stupid man" he calls me when he realises he's been wound up.

Cheers catch you all later.

Nargleblast

Good evening trollbusters, hope we are all well?

3Dogs

3Dogs

Nargleblast wrote: »

Good evening trollbusters, hope we are all well?

Hiya Nargle, how's your day been Pet - is it hot where you are - it's muggy hot in Wisbech