NOTICE TO NEWCOMERS - Part 7 !!!!!!!

solventsoon

New page so time for another reminder:D

handyman123_2

3Dogs wrote: »

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Any lurkers or Newbies out there, Please drop in and say Hello. All are welcome. (Trolls and Spammers at your own risk).

solventsoon

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Originally Posted by solventsoon
And Tixy, before you say anything, yes I have missed you, hope you're OK?

3Dogs wrote: »

Yes Spoon, I was wondering where Tixy was - she might be having another little break from MSE - I hope that is all it is

Me too, 3Dogs.

handyman123_2

Hey Spoon, you beat me to that one. XXXX Handy

solventsoon

Hi Handy
Gotta be quick to beat me:D:D:D. Just catching up with everything on here, glad Mrs H is OK after the op.

Been a long, very trying day chez Spoon, so off now... will be around more tomorrow to share in the bumping duties.

See you all then
'night everyone
spoon

handyman123_2

Night All, Niddy take it easy mate. Night Shifts are Carp, I've done a few. When its this hot during the day decent rest is immposible.

Best wishes to all, handy.

never-in-doubt

handyman123 wrote: »

The last time I was there, @ 2003. I had a joy ride with a young regular RAF jet Jockey who had just come off tornados. While we were flying 4000ft through cloud, he kept making a whining noise in the headphones the same as you hear when your sidewinder missiles are about to lock onto the enemy. Everytime we saw another plane he said guns, tacka tacka tacka, die you troll! He told me he was posted to fill in time before going to fly the E3 sentry AWACS aircraft. This is the one with the massive flying saucer on the top.

On his induction flight he was joined by 2 high ranking Army personell. During the flight the chief techie told the army what you are about to see is classified, if you tell we will kill you. we can detach the radar and fly it independantly of the aircraft. They watched the monitor as the plane shook and the saucer detached. (shades of star wars).

On the screen the techie flew the saucer away from the blip that was the E3. After a short while it was time to dock and the plane shook again.
Gentlemen said the techie, we are the reason for all the UFO sightings. This briefing is secret. What they had wittnessed was the pilot hitting the airbrakes causing the plane to shake and judder, and a simulation on the techies play station.

Army Intelligence = a Contradiction in terms.

Chuch Fenton Radar gets confused because it picks up the trains on the Leeds Hull line. Golf Bravo 123 Zulu, abort landing there's a train on the line.

Hope you like this, cheers handy.

I am still lost as to what is fact and what is fiction with you mate - but hey, you crack me up..... its all good

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Nargleblast

Good morning Niddy and any others who may be lurking out there at this filthy time of morning.

never-in-doubt

Nargleblast wrote: »

Good morning Niddy and any others who may be lurking out there at this filthy time of morning.

Morning Nargle

Looks like its you, nicca and me for the time being

never-in-doubt

never-in-doubt wrote: »

Morning Nargle

Looks like its you, nicca and me for the time being

ermmm edit 2hrs later, nope - still just me here All by my lonesome, chomping stale chocolate and drinking cold tea! (all together now - ahhhhhhhhhh) :rotfl: :rotfl: