Any DFWs awake?

maverick007

I'm sitting on a plane, captain comes through the radio, saying his usual stuff, we are cruising at ten thousand feet, we expect to reach our destination in the next two hours. But he forgot to switch the intercom off, and is over heard telling his co pilot ' Do you know what i could really do with right now? a blow job and a cup of coffee.' The stewardess comes running through the cabin in horror to the cockpit and the bloke next to me said don't forget the coffee!:rotfl:

elantan

i'm telling no more risky jokes ....

sitting here watching cops ..and thinking i'm glad i aint a u.s citizen...i have a neighbour playing sectarian music and trying not to shout out the window...phew

**purpleprincess**

I'm off to bed now!!! *yawn* good night all!!!

elantan

maverick lost my thank you button ...but that is funny ...don't know if i'd want the coffee though ..lol

elantan

purple ...sorry if i offended ..wasnt meant to ..have a good night

maverick007

**purpleprincess** wrote:

I'm off to bed now!!! *yawn* good night all!!!

Goodnight, thanks for dropping in and sleep well.;)

elantan

my lap top (well nephew's) is deff at it tonight ...also have ot keep refreshing pages....mmmm think i need a new one ..well actually know i need a new one ..just need money

sali_mali

Goodnight purpleprincess :hello:

I think I'll follow suit. Erm.. to my own bed not pp's!

Thanks for cheering me up guys. See you all again tomorrow night most likely!

maverick007

Sali - hope your feeling a lot better now. RVK2 missed out on a good night!

Sleep well Sali - tomorrow will be a better day for you i'm sure. I'm out now and off to the land of nod. Thanks to everyone who's made me laugh, take care and chat to you all tomorrow:rotfl: :hello:

elantan

have a good sleep sali and remember tomorrow is another day