Any DFWs awake?

sali_mali

Urgh my dog just ate a fly :shocked:

elantan

we are having a debate on that subject just now ..it's for charity ..but we can't decide which one ...oh and to get fit ..that's why it's next year lol....i'm currently obese..so i aint gonna loose either way hopefully

**purpleprincess**

maverick007 wrote:

Post 106, ref domestic engineers:D

I've never heard that term of expression before!!:o

maverick007

Good luck elantan, sure you manage it.

elantan

i love these clean funny jokes ....bare bum ..lol ....current uuuggghhh i knew there was a reason i didn't like them

maverick007

**purpleprincess** wrote:

I've never heard that term of expression before!!:o

I hadn't either, but it created a lot of merriment:rotfl:

sali_mali

This is my favorite joke -

Nick is drinking in a hotel bar on the 14th floor and gets chatting with another guy in there. The other guy says "You know, if you jump out of this window the wind rushes past the building in such a way that it picks you up and whisks you into the 10th floor window"

"What? That's crazy" says Nick "You'd fall to your death!"

Before anyone can stop him, the other guy takes a running jump out of the window. Horrified, Nick runs over to watch and to his surprise, as the man comes to the 10th floor the wind sweeps him in through the window. He gets into the elevator and comes back to the bar.

"Wow that's amazing!" says Nick "It's got to be a fluke!"

The other guy smiles and jumps out of the window again and at the 10th floor, the exact same thing happens again. Nick is amazed and decides he has to try this too so before anyone can say anything, he takes a running jump out of the window, falls straight past the 10th floor and lands splat on the pavement.

The barman turns to the other guy and says "You know what Superman? you're a real b*stard when you're drunk"

elantan

thanks maverick...hopefully will ..still to tell my fellow dweebles though

whatamess_2

Love it sali thats soooo funny.:rotfl: :rotfl:

sali_mali

What are dweebles?