Weekly Flylady Thread 3 May 2010

kezlou

welcome newcomers!
thats shocking piggers, the kids are going to be so tired tomorrow.
carlsbergal:- nothing at all feeling like that, its perfectly natural. I'm sure many other families are feeling the same way. Fingers crossed Danny will come home safely xxx
Jinky : - glad your grans starting to look better, bet its such a relief!:)
Longtermlurker :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


Anyway list time. If its not on its done.
Monday - Sitting Room and Hallway
Level One
Declutter the chairs,
Level Two
Pile all hotspots into one heap and sort through it all.. File/shred as appropriate
Level Three
dusty places
Extras

1. Freshen up any soft furnishings
2. Binbag dance... grab a bag fill it and fling it!
3. Check insurance policies/tax/mot etc to see when the renewals are up!
4. Wipe the woodwork in these areas

Tuesday ~ Kitchen and Dining room
Level One
Declutter and mop/vacuum floor
Clear and wipe work surfaces
Level Two
Wipe out the fridge and get rid of anything gross and slide the stuff that needs using now into your meal plan
Level Three
Wipe the table, dust and deweb!
Clean through the cupboard full of food.. what needs using soon?
clean oven and hob! why dear god why?!!!:eek:
Extras

1. Clean a hotspot.. even if that is the inside of the breadbin!
2. Wipe down all the paintwork
3. Wash the windows
4. Clean any pet bedding/poo trays/stinky tanks etc

Piggers your just pure evil, inside really inside :mad::eek::eek: i dread to think of the lifeforms in there *shudders at the thought*

Dustykitten

Evening all

Since my last post I have:

Hoovered upstairs
2 beds remade (delegated that task)
bathed to kids
Cleared the ironing pile
Put the washing up away in the kitchen
Phoned my mother
proof read and discussed a coursework draft with DS2
settled DS3 in bed
tidied the living room

Going to do a plan for the rest of the week in a minute.

Jinky glad Gran is doing ok

Carlsberg huge hugs sweetie I would hate to be in your situation

Not bad really

pigpen

thifty wrote: »

Got to get revenge for the oven and hob somehow:rotfl:Seriously, my second bump was HUUUGEEE!

My second was immense too.. and my 6th.. and my 8th.. and my 3rd.. the 5th you could barely tell I was pregnant and the 4th wasn't much bigger and the 7th was about the same. my 1st was about average.. by comparison this is about in line with the 4th but the baby is so very long!!!

kezlou wrote: »

thats shocking piggers, the kids are going to be so tired tomorrow.

I know this.. when I said I wanted them back in time to go to bed at half 7 like they always had he said they have never gone to bed at the time.. which he knows is a blatant lie because he helped put them to bed and they NEVER go later than 8 o'clock unless a very speical occasion.. and never on a school night! 9:40 he brought them back the selfish pig!.. I rang my mother before he got here so she could hear him being a FW on the phone though..

kezlou wrote: »

clean oven and hob! why dear god why?!!!:eek:
Piggers your just pure evil, inside really inside :mad::eek::eek: I dread to think of the lifeforms in there *shudders at the thought*

Look inside it.. you KNOW why!!!

*sighs with satisfaction*

of course I am evil.. that is why I got to be in charge of the thread!

longtermlurker_2

Pigpen If your not careful the peasants will be revolting, bit like the ovens really:rotfl:

Can I ask as well errmm how many kids have you got?

thifty

She has loooaaadds! She is breeding an army of housework slaves so she doesn't have to do any! (only joking piggers!)

Jojo_the_Tightfisted

[Wondering whether it's worth suggesting through solicitor that KH can only have kids Friday-Saturday, as still a break, but no way of screwing up their sleep for school]

Someone needs to be standing behind the door with a video camera, and you need to be making sure that he detonates with a couple of well chosen polite words. If you can get threats on film and justification for beating children, it would be useful as insurance against the possibility he is planning something vile like refusing to return someone when Squeak is here. He doesn't have to know about this, or you videoing him shouting at you with the phone on loudspeaker, it's just there as an ultimate weapon in the arsenal.

And if all else fails, it could be fun posting him threatening to kill a pregnant woman on FB.

If the enemy fights dirty, you have to fight smart and dirty, but slightly cleaner than the enemy so the united nations takes your side.

pigpen

longtermlurker wrote: »

Pigpen If your not careful the peasants will be revolting, bit like the ovens really:rotfl:

Can I ask as well errmm how many kids have you got?

The peasants are already revolting my job is to civilise them!

I have 8 and 2/3rds

thifty wrote: »

She has loooaaadds! She is breeding an army of housework slaves so she doesn't have to do any! (only joking piggers!)

I don't believe anyone over the age of 30 should make cups of tea for themselves.. so I have minions to do it for me!

And when I am old and REALLY senile I will never cook and I will invite myself to their houses every night for dinner and I won't be a nuisance because i'll go less thanonce a week.. D... sussed see!!..

Dustykitten

Tuesday
[STRIKE]clean bathroom[/STRIKE]
[STRIKE]clean shower room[/STRIKE]
dust the family room
[STRIKE]wipe the landing[/STRIKE]
[STRIKE]wipe all the marks off the hallway walls and wood[/STRIKE]
[STRIKE]hoover the stairs[/STRIKE]
[STRIKE]hoover downstairs
mop the floors downstairs[/STRIKE]

Wednesday
[STRIKE]dust living room[/STRIKE]
dust all the bedrooms 2 done
change DS3 bed stripped
paperwork letter started
[STRIKE]online shops (sainsbury/stows)[/STRIKE]
phone calls ([STRIKE]JJB[/STRIKE]/[STRIKE]sweep[/STRIKE]/othoticsleft message/decorator)
[STRIKE]sow seeds[/STRIKE]
toys into boxes
[STRIKE]Town for refund[/STRIKE]
visit jenni's garden

Thursday
out with friend
scrap store if possible
library if possible
stay up all night

Friday
Very tired from staying up all night - bother have to invigilate now so will need to change my plan
bake something very sugary
potter around in the garden
Sort the family room
sink into despair at the state of the government

Declutter
[STRIKE]shorts and form to school (tuesday)[/STRIKE]
books to library (wed/thurs)
stuff to scrap store (thurs/sat)
plastic recycling and shoe recycling (wed/thurs)

Garden
Finish last bit of strawberry bed
dig up asters
plant out dahlias
plant out pots in back garden
weed rose beds
move euphorbia
buy and plant blackcurrent
investigate fence/posts and wire
sort seeds into new boxes
remove miscanthus

pigpen

Jojo_the_Tightfisted wrote: »

[Wondering whether it's worth suggesting through solicitor that KH can only have kids Friday-Saturday, as still a break, but no way of screwing up their sleep for school]

Someone needs to be standing behind the door with a video camera, and you need to be making sure that he detonates with a couple of well chosen polite words. If you can get threats on film and justification for beating children, it would be useful as insurance against the possibility he is planning something vile like refusing to return someone when Squeak is here. He doesn't have to know about this, or you videoing him shouting at you with the phone on loudspeaker, it's just there as an ultimate weapon in the arsenal.

And if all else fails, it could be fun posting him threatening to kill a pregnant woman on FB.

If the enemy fights dirty, you have to fight smart and dirty, but slightly cleaner than the enemy so the united nations takes your side.

I am going to ask about a residency order and also that he has set times for pick ups and drop offs.. if he can't do as the children NEED him to do like a grown up then I'll have the court force him to..

He can't have them Fridays.. he is a single carefree man with a massive ego (and a small c0ck) and he couldn' possibly be lumbered with children EVERY weekend HE deserves some time off you know!!

tiredanddesperate

grabbing my list cos I've done some of tomorrows already *glow*