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  • MinnieSpender
    MinnieSpender Posts: 2,975 Forumite
    jessicamb wrote:
    Now as a true MSEr how could your machine have too much powder in it :confused: - Get down to OS now - and just imagine all the fun you too could have with some rubber gloves, microfibre cloths and stardrops. :D

    Off to update mine now (I'm not copying - Mr ZTD PM's me too :o ).

    I was using the Sports Shoe cycle and I've never used it before. You need less powder.

    ZTD just sent me a pic...
    sooty.jpg

    Nice to put a face to the name at last!

    And I'm loving your wand, Zed!
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    jessicamb wrote:
    Off to update mine now (I'm not copying - Mr ZTD PM's me too :o ).

    Ooh! What a tart I am...
    But did you take any notice...?
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jessicamb
    jessicamb Posts: 10,446 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    MinnieSpender wrote:
    I was using the Sports Shoe cycle and I've never used it before. You need less powder.

    ZTD just sent me a pic...
    sooty.jpg

    Nice to put a face to the name at last!

    And I'm loving your wand, Zed!

    You know I always imagined him looking more like this

    sooty.jpg

    :o
    The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :cool:
  • MinnieSpender
    MinnieSpender Posts: 2,975 Forumite
    "Enough of this," said Zebedee.
    boing.jpg

    "Time for bed."
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Ask yourself the question: What is the chances of someone stuffing their hand up *my* bottom. Is it?
    1. Nil
    2. Zero
    3. Nought
    4. or 0%
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • MinnieSpender
    MinnieSpender Posts: 2,975 Forumite
    ZTD wrote:
    Ask yourself the question: What is the chances of someone stuffing their hand up *my* bottom. Is it?
    1. Nil
    2. Zero
    3. Nought
    4. or 0%

    No idea. How badly do you want this to happen? :cool:
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    MinnieSpender wrote:
    No idea. How badly do you want this to happen? :cool:

    I know rubber gloves were mentioned above - but don't get any ideas... :naughty:
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jessicamb
    jessicamb Posts: 10,446 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    This thread has got too kinky for me. I might come back when the PG rating is restored ;) .

    Night All :wave:
    The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :cool:
  • MinnieSpender
    MinnieSpender Posts: 2,975 Forumite
    ZTD - you're just a tease, you are.
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    jessicamb wrote:
    This thread has got too kinky for me. I might come back when the PG rating is restored ;) .

    This thread has been rated "Typhoo" and above.
    jessicamb wrote:
    Night All :wave:

    Cya.
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
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