Notice to newcomers part 6!!!

Numpty_Monkey

Originally Posted by pania
Hi everybody.


Over the last few weeks we have had a number of "troll" attacks on the boards.

What is a Troll? A troll is a person that posts deliberately provocative, nasty or hurtful comments on threads. They may be a person with no previous connection to the board or someone that has created a pseudonym to get their point made.

If you should get a comment made on any thread you post asking for help and advice please realise this comment is not directed at you personally.
We really are all a lovely bunch here (oops, modest, sorry) so please ignore these nasty comments and continue to post here as normal.

what should i do if i get a comment made on my thread?

firstly do not respond to the comment as this invariably is what the person wants. At the bottom of the post, on the left hand side is a red "warning" triangle. Click this and then "send" the message that comes up. This will report the message to abuse who will review it's content and delete it.

The person we had this morning was particularly vile and nasty and please believe me is an extreme rarity here.
Above all PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE THE BOARDS. THIS SITE IS AN ASSET TO SO MANY, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT FEELS THE WORLD IS FALLING IN ON YOU. THERE IS SUCH A WEALTH OF ADVICE HERE TO BE HAD THAT THE COMMENTS OF ONE MUST NOT DETER YOU FROM AVAILING YOURSELF OF THE KNOWLEDGE HERE!!!!

It is testament to the work that martin has done and continues to do that so many people give their time knowledge and experience freely to others, without judgement, to lift people out of the depths of debt crisis


Hello and welcome to all with good intentions. Trolls and spammers are not welcome on DFW. To any newcomers, please have a quick read of the message above. Please do not be put off by the trolls, if you need help there are plenty of people who will offer advice and support.

And if you are bored, feel welcome to BUMP this thread back to the top.

Numpty_Monkey

Sorry to hear the little un is a bit poorly marley

Handyman when I was at wols I had to break up a fight between 3 badgers and a fox:eek:

never-in-doubt

handyman123 wrote: »

Hi Niddy, dont worry It will be me treating you to a gallon of Sam Smiths first. Then I can tell you all about Lady Hooray, she used to own secretly secluded, and Taddy and Selby and Half of Harrogate. (still does I think).

As for the tobbaco substitute, I might not hold with it but I Know a few keen farmers!

I am thinking of selling snorkels, so that for people like me the depth wont matter.

A thought for you.
Life is like a !!!!!! sandwich, The more bread you have, The less !!!!!! you have to eat!

Regards, handyman123.

Hiya

Jesus christ man :eek: :eek: :eek: A gallon? I'd be dead after a pint of that rocket fuel, i'm a poncy drinker - 3 pints of [STRIKE]wife beater[/STRIKE] Stella and i'm on my arsey! :rotfl:

As for the smoking, hey - it keeps me chilled, someone has to be happy all the time and keep the thread on course for being the most bonkers one out there

Good idea about snorkels, I once read a man was making a snorkel for men who's women were, how do I say this, a little unsavoury...?

never-in-doubt

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

when I was at wols I had to break up a fight between 3 badgers and a fox:eek:

How the bloody hell did you do that? Throw a cat in to divert their attention or get the old gloves on and give them some Numpty action, pow, pow! :rotfl:

Why are you up at this time? Wet the bed again :shhh::shhh:

Numpty_Monkey

A swift boot with my slipper:p

I fell asleep earlier:o

never-in-doubt

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

A swift boot with my slipper:p

I fell asleep earlier:o

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I can imagine you swinging a boot and they all move resulting in a pirouette style manoeuvre being achieved :rotfl:

Ahhh I hate it when that happens, it keeps me up most the night - but working all night anyways so no real change there lol...... are you working tomorrow or off?

I'm off, pub is shouting my name! Loud and clearly - making me thirsty thinking about it :beer:

handyman123_2

never-in-doubt wrote: »

Good idea about snorkels, I once read a man was making a snorkel for men who's women were, how do I say this, a little unsavoury...?

I could respond with the motto of the Royal Engineer Clearance Divers,
"No Seas to Rough or !!!! to Tough" but I may get kicked out for being rude!

Numpty, Yeh Badgers are'nt the cuddly wind in the willows characters. We have 3 big sets within a 1/2 mile radius of Hooray Hall. I worry about the terriers running into one of them. The worst are Pine Martins. When I lived right OOP North about as far as you can get without falling of the edge of the world. They were everywhere. They say they are an endandoured species. Tell that to any scottish forrest worker who has had to shre his sandwich with one.

Happy troll zapping to all, handy is of to his bed, see you all again @ 7.30
Happy Hunting, handyman123.

Numpty_Monkey

never-in-doubt wrote: »

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I can imagine you swinging a boot and they all move resulting in a pirouette style manoeuvre being achieved :rotfl:

Ahhh I hate it when that happens, it keeps me up most the night - but working all night anyways so no real change there lol...... are you working tomorrow or off?

I'm off, pub is shouting my name! Loud and clearly - making me thirsty thinking about it :beer:

I'm still unemployed:( have been for 15 months

3Dogs

handyman123 wrote: »

There's allways a silver lining to the worst of days. Talking to all you luvly folks on here helps a lot as well.

It helps us all Handyman - if we didn't laugh, we'd cry

NUMPTY - thanks for your help - my new dog avi is now running round in circles (just like me most days) - cheers :beer:

Night Night Niddy - I'm off to bed - and if you see any more spammers you know what to do

never-in-doubt

03.25 Update.... Night Watchman has nothing to report

maybe the trolls are eating their weetabix? Never worry, i'll eat scotch porridge oats and pout my chest......

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