Notice to newcomers part 6!!!

carol01

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handyman123_2

Lord Hooray wants to go Golfing again next week. The last time he went it took him 9 hours to play 18 holes, and that was using a Golf Buggy.
When he got back to the car park he asked his caddy ( a young, inexperienced youth to put his clubs into the boot of the Rolls - Canardly.
The young lad exhausted though he was struggled with his Lordships bag of machie - nibliks (Golf Clubs circa 1890). As he put them in the boot he caught the edge of the bag and tipped the contents onto the floor. When he stood up he was clutching a hand full of golf tees.
What’s these for Gov he asked.
There for resting your Balls on when you drive off, Silly Boy said his Lordship.
KinHell said the youth, I heard these cars had every luxury, but didn’t believe it till now.
　

niccatw

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Well that cheered me up after a dash to the supermarket. There are three things I hate more than putting away shoppping: ironing, taking clothes off the line and taking the bin bags down!

And I'm gonna have to learn to iron properly if I want to learn to sew well .

solventsoon

Mrs_Niddy wrote: »

ha ha - I will have to try that at home spoon lol especially if he wears his hat with a D on :rotfl::rotfl:

PS, I'm glad you all keep him in check, he needs a stern telling off once in a while lol

Well he certainly gets the occasional one of those on here!!!!

solventsoon

Handyman - that's the best yet, brilliant :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::T

Hi nicca - best of luck for tomorrow, hope you get on OK.

Re sewing - you don't need to be able to iron well, you need to be able to press and block seams well - totally different technique, so don't confuse yourself by trying to learn to iron:rotfl:

Numpty_Monkey

Whats this ironing thing:huh:

I'm back up north tomorrow (it might be warmer up there:eek:)

niccatw

solventsoon wrote: »

Handyman - that's the best yet, brilliant :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::T

Hi nicca - best of luck for tomorrow, hope you get on OK. Thank you, I'm sure it'll be fine! It's just that initial getting over he door bit

Re sewing - you don't need to be able to iron well, you need to be able to press and block seams well - totally different technique, so don't confuse yourself by trying to learn to iron:rotfl:

Phew - that's for pointing that out! I could have done myself an injury there!

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

Whats this ironing thing:huh: I'm not sure Numpty, but it's no good, whatever it is!

I'm back up north tomorrow (it might be warmer up there:eek:)

I am totally out of synch with your whereabouts! I thought you were back up North already? Maybe I'm just confused 'cos it's all down South to me!

niccatw

A goodnight bump from me....

solventsoon

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

Whats this ironing thing:huh:

I'm back up north tomorrow (it might be warmer up there:eek:)

Not sure about ironing Numpty....

Like nicca, I thought you were back up north already - and it's not very warm at all :mad:

solventsoon

And a good night all BUMP from me too...

Have a good day tomorrow, nicca