Notice to newcomers part 6!!!

solventsoon

3Dogs wrote: »

Sorry Numpty - just cause you're not here, I forgot to include you - how could I? abject apologies ...3Dogs can be seen wandering off red faced .....

I got a bit confused there Tixy - not like me, is it Spoon????

Not at all, 3Dogs, you're very organised and rational - must have been a senior/blonde moment:D:D:D

niccatw

solventsoon wrote: »

Bit like the election on here at the moment:

Numpty : PM
Niddy : Chancellor
Tixy : Foreign Secretary
3Dogs, Nargle, nicca and the rest of us : minions

I think we'd sort the country out between us..

What's our party name? Are we Numpty's monkeys?
At least all our expenses would be well under control (now - god knows what the papers might dig up about past frivolities ) Though I'm sure Handyman would know a stroy or seven about the editor so we could also dabble in the obligatory bribery and corruption!

I am very scared by the results so far. And the amount of people with plums in their mouth saying, but Mr Cameron has a "presidential look". What's tha got to do with the price of cheese? (Or petrol. Or houses. Or jobs. Or education. Or family... your gonna have to knock me off my soap box! ...)

3Dogs wrote: »

I was worried about Washer so PM'd her a few days ago and she got back to me tonight

:T:T Well done 3dogs. I'm she's not just gone awol. Washer, if you get the chance to catch up with us - :j hello, off course we're thinking of you. Take care and try to take the time to grab five minutes to yourself each day. You need to take care of you too xx

handyman123_2

niccatw wrote: »

At least all our expenses would be well under control (now - god knows what the papers might dig up about past frivolities ) Though I'm sure Handyman would know a stroy or seven about the editor so we could use bribery and corruption.

Handyman is into bribery and corruption,
A local council asked 3 builders to tender for a Job.

Paddy was builder 1 and quoted 2 days 2 men £200 for the Job,
Builder 2 was of Northern desent (jock) (I'm trying to be politically correct here to evade censorship). He quoted 4 men 4 Days and £ 400 for the Job.
Builder 3 was of a certain religious persasion. He contacted Builder 2 and said Remove your quote, I am asking 6 men, 6 days and £1000 for the job.

Hows that said builder 2, well he said the clerk of works is a mate, so its £200 for Him, £300 for each of us and £200 for paddy we'll subcontract him to do the job.

Best wishes and good night to all, handyman123.

solventsoon

Quote:
Originally Posted by solventsoon
Bit like the election on here at the moment:

Numpty : PM
Niddy : Chancellor
Tixy : Foreign Secretary
3Dogs, Nargle, nicca and the rest of us : minions

I think we'd sort the country out between us..

niccatw wrote: »

What's our party name? Are we Numpty's monkeys?
That might appeal to the general public - bit of a change - think we should go with that:D
At least all our expenses would be well under control (now - god knows what the papers might dig up about past frivolities ) Though I'm sure Handyman would know a stroy or seven about the editor so we could also dabble in the obligatory bribery and corruption!
Good thinking - that should serve us in good stead!
I am very scared by the results so far. And the amount of people with plums in their mouth saying, but Mr Cameron has a "presidential look". What's tha got to do with the price of cheese? (Or petrol. Or houses. Or jobs. Or education. Or family... your gonna have to knock me off my soap box! ...)

Hoping it's a bit too early to be that worried, nicca, keeping my fingers crossed that common sense will prevail

niccatw

Me too, but I'm hiding behind my cushion even more than I would be if I were watching a scary film! :eek: :eek:

solventsoon

niccatw wrote: »

Me too, but I'm hiding behind my cushion even more than I would be if I were watching a scary film! :eek: :eek:

Trying not to hide, but:eek::eek:

3Dogs

You still up Spoon & Nicca - I have been on Mouseann's thread keeping her company while we watched the election mess on the telly

solventsoon

3Dogs wrote: »

You still up Spoon & Nicca - I have been on Mouseann's thread keeping her company while we watched the election mess on the telly

Yep, still here 3Dogs - about to give up though, got to be up early-ish tomorrow. Yeah, what a mess......

solventsoon

Right, I'm off now - need my brain to be functioning in 6 hours :eek::eek:

See you all tomorrow - still got my fingers crossed

'night

niccatw

I'm torn between having watched this far, I need to keep going and see it through or going to bed and hoping it's all just a bad dream!

I was contemplating adding things to ebay while I watch - but that's just madness!