Notice to newcomers part 6!!!

niccatw

solventsoon wrote: »

You should live in Basildon, Carol - someone there changed his name by deed poll to "none of the above" and is standing for election - he'll probably get in:rotfl:

I'd vote for him!

Tixy wrote: »

I always go really late to the polls, I like them to feel it was worth staying open until 10pm if someone goes in at 9.55. Plus the dog comes with me and cheers the polling bods up.

Besides - imagine if something major happened today that changed who I want to vote for (such as one of the leaders being sectioned or a candidate losing it and charging around killing people with an AK47). You never know. Well okay to be fair neither of those examples would make me change who I'll be voting for. Tixy hopes people make the right choice but very much fears they will not.

Absolutely my fear too! Even though I don't believe a word any of them say!

One of my friend's is counting. I think I'd be there for months! 1,2,3, oh, look at the pretty butterfly, start again, 4056,4057,4059, what will I have for tea? Erm... Argh!!!!! (Trouble is he's even worse at counting his money than I am, so I'm holding out hope for him to accidently forget to count some dud votes.)

Tixy

niccatw wrote: »

I think I'd be there for months! 1,2,3, oh, look at the pretty butterfly, start again, 4056,4057,4059, what will I have for tea? Erm... Argh!!!!! (Trouble is he's even worse at counting his money than I am, so I'm holding out hope for him to accidently forget to count some dud votes.)

:rotfl::rotfl: I saw on another thread they pay around £60 apparently? not bad for a few hours work.

The way I see it perhaps they do all fib and moan about the voters behind our backs so we may as well choose the fibber who can run the country best.:D

Nargleblast

Good evening all, hope you have all been and cast your votes (apart from Tixy who rolls in just before closing time).

Handyman - the Sod Hall story reminded me of a local businessman (in my former part of the country) who got in trouble with the council for flouting planning regulations when he built a nouveau riche style mansion outside of town. In the end he stuck two concrete balls on the gateposts at the entrance to the drive and called his house Folkham Hall.

niccatw

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Need cheering up, have horrible hayfever eyes (or it's dust from decluttering or my fringe needs cut!)

Caught Fred just in the nick of time, he was heading off to page 2. Tried to tell me he was away off to vote; we all know there's no-one he wants as chancellor! Never mind PM! Cheeky little beggar!

solventsoon

niccatw wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Need cheering up, have horrible hayfever eyes (or it's dust from decluttering or my fringe needs cut!)

Caught Fred just in the nick of time, he was heading off to page 2. Tried to tell me he was away off to vote; we all know there's no-one he wants as chancellor! Never mind PM! Cheeky little beggar!

Here you are nicca, been saving this one for you


Cheeky Fred - you tell him!

Nargle- Folkham Hall - brilliant!

3Dogs

We've just been down to the village hall to vote - left our Tuna Bake & Roast Squash cooking while we were out and it was just right when we got back - yummy who's got a full tummy??

Been doing creditor letters today - you know, the ones that you send when they just ignore all your previous letters and just send nasty letters saying you have not contacted them :mad: :mad: :mad: They're all ready to go recorded tomorrow - I love sending them to tell them what for, I just wish that the awkward ones would take notice of them :mad: :mad: :mad:

niccatw

solventsoon wrote: »

Here you are nicca, been saving this one for you


Cheeky Fred - you tell him!

Nargle- Folkham Hall - brilliant!

Oooh, he's cute... I'm sure he could be avi sized (Numpty...? Tho not while you're supervising builders and the like!)

3Dogs, I've just eaten but I'm still hungry, roaast squash, mmmmm!

carol01

hiya
soooo i went and i voted. i don't know about you guys but i thought it was a bit strange putting my X in pencil, :O i mean really shouldn't it be at least in pen . i was thinking about the big pencil rubber at the town hall tonight lol

handyman123_2

Good evening all, Nargle Folkham Hall thats in Norfolk? nr Fakenham.
Well its been quite a day down here at Hooray Hall. Bottle count 4 red, 1 Grouse and 1 Kummel, and that was just for Lord and Lady Hooray and the Rt Hon Edward Smallwealth.

Edward has gone into buying and repairing boats, when I got up this morning vthere was a dingy parked outside my cottage, It appears he was so smashed he couldnt hitch it back onto his Land Rover when he left.

Lord Hooray is having problems with his gout hence the ramps for a whellchair, he thinks he is Ironside. He was under the weather this morning so didnt get up till 11.30 (nothing to do with the bottle of grouse and Kummel)

Our neighbour Brigadeer Booming - Voice called round this afternoon, Flat Cap, Barbour Jacket, Green Wellys and 3 labrodors (well he has to have something good said about him) Booming -Voice by name as well as nature, when he speaks you can hear him in the next county. He speaks so loud because his hearing was damaged by the sound of typewriters, the nearest he got to real action was commanding a desk in whitehall.

The young Master, Captain Tallyhoe never made it something do do with him being a centerfold for Horze and Hinds (horse and hounds).

Then to cap it all the water pump on the Rolls Canardly packed up on my way back from voting. I was hopeing we may have had a candidate from the Monster Raving Looney Party. But no such luck.

Well I'm of to look at some serious stuff now.
Catch you all later, Best wishes handyman123.

3Dogs

Hi Handyman - they're quite a family, The Hoorays, aren't they :T :T :T must be real fun working for them :eek: