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  • treliac
    treliac Posts: 4,524 Forumite
    Northenden wrote: »
    To be he honest I am just worried where my next beer is coming from down the social club.

    I've just had a look at that postcode you offered wageslave. Is your place the Delph Tavern?
  • nearlynew
    nearlynew Posts: 3,800 Forumite
    Mr.Brown wrote: »
    That's very good.

    What you going to do when you run out of wood?


    Uhhhh? Dunno.


    Find another bob monkhouse one-liner?
    "The problem with quotes on the internet is that you never know whether they are genuine or not" -
    Albert Einstein
  • treliac
    treliac Posts: 4,524 Forumite
    Northenden wrote: »
    I was listening to the Verve earlier and thought of you. 'Cause baby, ooh, if heaven calls, I'm coming, too Just like you said, you leave my life, I'm better off dead

    Okay, I'll thank you again.
  • Mr.Brown_4
    Mr.Brown_4 Posts: 1,109 Forumite
    nearlynew wrote: »
    Uhhhh? Dunno.
    It was a gentle payback for your dismissing my excellent horses and steam suggestion by saying we needed wood. I was suggesting you may in the future suffer from erectile dysfunction.

    Of course, spelt out like that, it doesn't appear particularly funny.
  • nearlynew
    nearlynew Posts: 3,800 Forumite
    Mr.Brown wrote: »
    It was a gentle payback for your dismissing my excellent horses and steam suggestion by saying we needed wood. I was suggesting you may in the future suffer from erectile dysfunction.

    Of course, spelt out like that, it doesn't appear particularly funny.


    One day Browny, you will go off sex.
    But you'll always need to eat.

    Which is why you are better off marrying a cook rather than a !!!!!!.



    (By the way, that's one of my own, not bob monkhouses's)
    "The problem with quotes on the internet is that you never know whether they are genuine or not" -
    Albert Einstein
  • lostinrates
    lostinrates Posts: 55,283 Forumite
    I've been Money Tipped!
    Northenden wrote: »
    Obviously if you can marry a slutty cook that is better.


    I'm really getting a bit fed up of my reputation here. I know I brought in on myself but...in real life I'm saintly and no one would no other than how great my cooking is.
  • treliac
    treliac Posts: 4,524 Forumite
    nearlynew wrote: »
    One day Browny, you will go off sex.
    But you'll always need to eat.

    Which is why you are better off marrying a cook rather than a !!!!!!.


    (By the way, that's one of my own, not bob monkhouses's)


    And which have you married nn?
  • lostinrates
    lostinrates Posts: 55,283 Forumite
    I've been Money Tipped!
    Northenden wrote: »
    I'll be honest I never had you down as a cook..


    I'm a really good cook.
  • nearlynew
    nearlynew Posts: 3,800 Forumite
    treliac wrote: »
    And which have you married nn?


    Do you really think I would have anything to do with a pseudo- religious / statist invention such as marriage ?
    "The problem with quotes on the internet is that you never know whether they are genuine or not" -
    Albert Einstein
  • lostinrates
    lostinrates Posts: 55,283 Forumite
    I've been Money Tipped!
    nearlynew wrote: »
    Do you really think I would have anything to do with a pseudo- religious / statist invention such as marriage ?


    I'm sorry, but that's fabulous. A fantastic response.
    Do you think marriage would have much to do with you?
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