MSE Parents Club Part 11

Buttonmoons

Kids are so gross, ewwwwww.

I have Ellie staying over tonight, and she went for a poo, and it wouldn't flush and apparently that's really funny to Keira and her, and there was great amusement and laughing going on because this bit of poo wouldn't flush away _pale_

Keira just ran through and was like "OMG I DID IT FLUSHED AWAY CAUSE I DID IT REAL REALY HARD MUMMY COME SEE!!!!"

EWWWWWWWWWWWW NO:eek:

tiamai_d

DH has just pranged another bus and is already on a written warning :cool: He'll be a right moody git till he gets an 'interview' about it, which takes ages down there.

elastigirl

Sami_Bee wrote: »

aww elasti that's not good, I'd speak to the teacher all innocent like just in case it's like mfd's situation (doesn't sound like it though! is the teacher a friend of the boys family or something?)

No the teacher doesn't know him personally. However he is the eldest in the class he was 5 in the school summer hols so there is a good 7 months between him and my son, so maybe he is just more able to do things than the others but still they all should be treated equal. He is a right goody 2 shoes an angel around the teacher and his mum but a right pain in the bum when not.

We mentioned a few bits at last parents evening but she is a funny teacher she wriggles out of everything and just said she wasn't aware of it and that it is pure fluke and chance that my ds never gets picked for anything. I asked her if he could have the school pet this week as his bday is coming up but i bet he doesn't get it. It's not a real life pet btw it's a teddy but you have to write a diary and take it places and take photos of you with him and put them in the diary.

jennynoo

Becles wrote: »

I've got to finish off the last chapter of study on B322 and write the final assignment for that. It's a business plan of me pretending to buy the corner shop that's up for sale.

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If you need any help - someone to read through stuff etc or have any questions I have a degree in Enterprise (starting businesses).

searching_me

pranged tia?? x

Sami_Bee

oh Nikabella has had her baby boy born at 10.40am yesterday at home - just like we wanted. At 9lb4oz

aless02

oooo even I know what pranged means :rotfl:

dented, bumped, ran vehicle into something else!

tiamai_d

Dented it. The wheel went up on the curb when he pulled into a stop but as he pulled away it came down off the high bit at the stop so dented the panel above the wheel.

ETA, but SM doesn't yet know all this driver slang, Aless we need to teach her

searching_me

tia you usually find out slang when it happens to you .. so maybe :rotfl: x

Mazcabs

Buttonmoons wrote: »

How do you cook an egg by blowing?!!

:rotfl::rotfl:oh BM, no I mean you put a hole in the top and bottom and blow the contents out rather than cooking it

SusanC wrote: »

I had a huge debate about this with OH actually. I kept (a boiled) one for twenty years without any problems and another for a number of years but not so many. We are only intending them to be a throw away gift though and are going to tell the recipients they are hard boiled so that they can make their own choice on how long to keep them. I figure the practicalities of a two year old painting them and then transporting them means hard boiled eggs are more likely to stay in one piece.

I'd just decorate some eggs anyway if I wanted to - you can always get Henry to do multiple eggs and then have OH "judge" them so that there's still a competition.

MMmm might do although we have to make Easter biscuits as didnt do that today...

Sami_Bee wrote: »

I'm sorry but :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I know but the show is the 'Daffodil Show' with 70% of the entrants being different types but cos of the bad weather not many are about so cant have show but that means that the other classes dont happen either....